Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1391599)

he told me when they were hangin out sober she would ask weird stuff considerin they casually dated for like 2 months. stuff like 'wuld i have to work if we got married' and stuff about havin kids cause shes a lil older than him, maybe 28.

i was wearin baggy jeans but my member was so large she was prob tryna determine if it was anaconda or kielbasa. she never did get to find out. and also yes my friend was completely desperate cause my other friend who gets laid all the time always makes fun of him lol

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1391602)

Gold digger!!! :yikes:

Or maybe you were just imagining that she was looking. Maybe she was trying to find it because it was lost to the excess fabric in your pants.

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1391603)

i gave myself some strokes in the car before goin in so i had a nice bulge outline its a trick of the trade ive mastered. saw it in a porn once and porn stuff always works irl

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1391604)

Is this a typical man-trick?

I always thought having a boner in public would be kind of awkward.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1391598)

How can chicks even tell what's in a guy's pants these days? Nobody dresses well enough to actually have a visible package. It's all baggy jeans and baggy shirts and yuck, men are terribly dressed 90% of the time.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1391610)

What are you talking about? Sure some guys still rock baggy pants but skinny jeans for men is the current in style. Tacky mother****ers that go to clubs with their baggy pants and a long sleeved dress shirt just end up blending in with a sea of other dudes dressed the same way.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1391705)

Yeah cause mother****ers in skinny jeans aren't tacky. Nope.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1391705)

Yeah cause mother****ers in skinny jeans aren't tacky. Nope.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1391710)

It is usually a bunch a try hard hipsters that care about style so of course they aren't tacky. What kind of response is that? Skinny Jeans are just in nowadays. Hipsters and skaters rock them hard.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1391715)

Just because it's "in" doesn't make it not tacky. Usually it's the opposite in fact.