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Old 11-19-2013, 01:17 AM   #25581 (permalink)
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If we were dating and you tried putting that fugly, grandma painting in my home I'd drop you like a bad habit.
lol I have to agree but instead of dropping her. The painting would just end up randomly missing even though it's not so random.
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Old 11-19-2013, 09:34 AM   #25582 (permalink)
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Going to see Clutch tonight!

The wait is finally over! Me and a friend are taking the train where it lets out a couple blocks from the venue, then getting a ride home from another friend who we'll meet there. No worries, and I'm free and clear to soak up tons of suds. This is gonna be a good night.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:22 PM   #25583 (permalink)
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*grabs knife and dildo*
If the knife is for loosening my ******* then there's no need. I assure you it has been thoroughly stretched out.
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:32 PM   #25584 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2013, 09:17 PM   #25585 (permalink)
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If the knife is for loosening my ******* then there's no need. I assure you it has been thoroughly stretched out.
Good. Now to get the lube.

Now where did I leave the rat venom
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Old 11-20-2013, 10:56 AM   #25586 (permalink)
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Road rage incidence # 1025 today. HEH I will continue to speed check your ass ****face. Bring it! Dude was like 5'6 140. I love Cali drivers. Yeah hop in your car and run mofo.
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:04 AM   #25587 (permalink)
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Road rage incidence # 1025 today. HEH I will continue to speed check your ass ****face. Bring it! Dude was like 5'6 140. I love Cali drivers. Yeah hop in your car and run mofo.
How tall are you?
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:05 AM   #25588 (permalink)
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How tall are you?
A smidge under 6"4.
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:08 AM   #25589 (permalink)
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Youre like over a foot taller than I am
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:09 AM   #25590 (permalink)
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Youre like over a foot taller than I am
I don't discriminate snookems. Petite girls are the bestest.
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