I was playing floorball , and doing sports always makes me happy. Sadly, we lost all our games but it does not really matter.
Also it is funny that I'm relatively small as a man (171cm/65kg) and the other players, there were few that were very big, you know. That is not a problem but most of them do not know the rules and also the referees suck completely since it is the sixth division, that means that it's the lowest division in Finland, but anyway, I had fun and I nearly scored once so nothing else really matters.

I believe that translates to eleven foot five, three pounds

So, really Christmas is just an excuse to get even more high than usual? Fair enough. Better than spending time with relatives at least.

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that should help you feel better.

oh those pounds and feet are very unlogical. Everyone should use kilos and meters instead, if you ask me...

And Christmas is okey for me, only problem is that why do they have to start Christmas so early?? I mean, it's not even yet December and everyone is talking about it and those commercials and all are driving me crazy

retail holidays are bizarre.

from July 4th to Valentine's day, corporations make a killing feasting on the insecurities of people who buy into it all.

I love Christmas. The Christmas vibe is just so comforting and reminds me of childhood. And on the other side of the coin the ever greater commercialization makes my cynical nihilism *** all over my underwear.

They started Christmas a bit earlier this year because retail chains are hurting they need to make up the money in their fourth quarters.

They started with the Christmas ads right after Halloween when it's usually in the middle of November to push for Black Friday. Also Black Friday is pretty much Black Thursday now. More and more stores are planning to open on Thanksgiving day which just seems morally criminal. Let people get annoyed by their family members in peace on that day at least.

Everyone does, for the most part. Except for the US.