i'm sorry but could you not be offended where i like to offend

thank

I wash it every 3-4 days, otherwise it'd be dried out and pretty unhealthy. I don't use hair dryers, and I rarely ever use my straightening iron. I don't use curling irons or hairspray. I alternate between wearing it down or wearing it in low pigtail braids.

It's a lot of work but I love it.

Not really, I've decided that I like Star Trek better and have an uber crush on Spock. There is even a street named Vulcan in my city, but it's named after a plane dammit. Mom already claimed Captain Kirk, I find a Spock crush way more logical. ;)

dude, my fossils are shiny fire stones.

So is this you?


http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-conte...ock-meme1.jpeg

Wisdom words to you youths out there, do not ever drink and do drugs at a Halloween party, or any party for that matter. They suck and make you feel like shit the next day.

Please tell me you were on acid.

Two tabs...

That's right, I am totally the emahgerd girl. I think about Spock far more than I should (both the actor from the movie and the original series Spock).

no sleep cause my client was bein a dick. but hola 32 overtime hours this paycheck

also realized he doesnt quite understand the word 'horny' and replaced 'happy' with 'horny' sometimes. which is hilarious. lolz were had when he told his dad he made him horny