Key

Worked all day while being under the weather (I think I have the flu ). Glad to be home and resting in bed watching Youtube videos of random ****.

Dr_Rez

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

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Scarlett O'Hara

I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop.

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Dr_Rez

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

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butthead aka 216

peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid

djchameleon

used that one already. get a different one.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Burning Down

So being peed on is a significant relationship milestone? Who knew.

Scarlett O'Hara

Burn Rez, burning pee.

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butthead aka 216

not really a milestone, more like a signal

kinda like 'hey we are progressin here and movin to a lil more serious state'

but instead of words ya use piss

Burning Down

I haven't gotten that signal yet