Worked all day while being under the weather (I think I have the flu :( ). Glad to be home and resting in bed watching Youtube videos of random ****.

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

I don't poop Rez. I'm a lady you see, ladies don't poop.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

peeing on your girl in the shower is just a normal friendly fire situation that signals to both partners they are getting a lil more serious but for myself a woman must always pretend she is peeing and never poo and thats why i keep several air fresheners in the bathroom so i never smell the scent and know the deuce was laid

used that one already. get a different one.

So being peed on is a significant relationship milestone? Who knew.

Burn Rez, burning pee.

not really a milestone, more like a signal

kinda like 'hey we are progressin here and movin to a lil more serious state'

but instead of words ya use piss

I haven't gotten that signal yet :laughing: