Only if you'll read this 200 page gubmint spec for RFQ for me.

Sure. Just make me a sandwich.

I've spent a buttload of money that I don't have. Cars are wonderful for the freedom that they provide but damn they suck when they demand repairs. I had to get a battery draining issue fixed and a tire replaced. <_<

I cried heavily for the last two days

A day or so ago my grandmother told me that for the first time in over fifty years of marriage my grandfather bought her roses. He signed the card "Love, dad and the cat".

A real smooth operator my granddad is.

That sounds a lot worse.

I'll make you a 5 course steak dinner if you write the final exam for me too.

Don't waste all that energy with four more courses. Just wash my car. Oh, and buy me a car too.

Got an 8,000 dollar annual raise today, which comes out to a 17.77 percent increase from my starting salary. Sure am glad I don't work for the government...

Congrats. You deserve it with all the stuff they make you do that's outside of what you should normally be doing.

Great night, my friends and I had an epic jam till like 2 in the morning. Lots of beers, puffs and melodies.

Also when I checked our Reverbnation this morning it says we're ranked 3 locally in our area for reggae music! I was like whoa wait what? Pretty awesome, feels good man.