Yes but there's ham and there's ham, the typical ham here is crap but Spanish ham for example is a different experience. Chorizo though is actually a sausage so if gives out a much stronger taste.

baked ham is titties

Saw a giant ass spider, thought it was a toy, ask my mom if she played a prank on me and she says "no", go down stairs and show her, promptly smash it with a boot.

I am victorious.

That is the end that all spiders should meet.



I met this girl in a class today and e got on real well so after class we went to beach, had good conversation made out a bunch and then I dropped her off. Got her number, but am pretty sure it was not the right one. Small chance she put it in wrong, large chance it was intentional. In same class for semester, I am the king of creating awkward situations.

that's why when a girl gives you her number. You dial it right away and say now you have my number and you can add it to your contact list but anyways it was most likely intentional so screw her anyways.

Also all spiders should NOT meet that end. Spiders are my friends and I keep them around. It's super bad luck to be killing spiders for one and two spiders take care of other bugs so why would I get rid of nature's exterminator? My little spider buddies help me out and get rid of those other pesky things.

you just went to the beach and tongue wrestled why would she give you a wrong number on purpose??

Maybe he had a case of the 'zactlys.

His breath smells zactly like his arse.

Turn s out it was not fake. She just responded like 5 hours later. I asked her something like 4 hours ago and still havnt heard back. This all looks promising. On to the next.

Yeah, she's not interested.