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~~Sansa Stark~~ · 09-25-2013, 02:32 AM

Praise R'hllor for Belgian weirdos who pay for my attention this bitch is going shopping!

Justthefacts · 09-25-2013, 12:04 PM

Got arrested a few nights ago. Smoking weed and drinking beer, I was an ******* to the cop so that didn't help me out much. Worst night of my life.

Mojo · 09-25-2013, 04:02 PM

On the calendar in my parents kitchen, my dad marked an appointment of mine on it....and spelt my name wrong.

No worries dad. It's only been nearly 29 years.

LoathsomePete · 09-25-2013, 04:09 PM

May have just burned the bridges for two friends today, I think I'm going to go eat a mahogany table for an encore.

Burning Down · 09-25-2013, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

On the calendar in my parents kitchen, my dad marked an appointment of mine on it....and spelt my name wrong.

No worries dad. It's only been nearly 29 years.

My dad doesn't even remember how old I am. Or when my birthday is for that matter. My mom's always gotta remind him.

Mojo · 09-25-2013, 05:05 PM

Oh, my dad doesn't remember ages, birthdays, phone numbers etc either. I accepted that years ago. However most people either spell my name with an ie, incorrectly, or an ei, and apparently my dad spells it the wrong way!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-25-2013, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

May have just burned the bridges for two friends today, I think I'm going to go eat a mahogany table for an encore.

Is it bad that I laughed at the thought of you eating a table?

anticipation · 09-26-2013, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Groove

Got arrested a few nights ago. Smoking weed and drinking beer, I was an ******* to the cop so that didn't help me out much. Worst night of my life.

**Frownland** · 09-26-2013, 10:10 AM

Got into my first car accident last night. Luckily I wasn't driving, no one was hurt, and no other cars were involved. My chauffeur took a curve too fast and went straight off the road and into some bushes, but when he went off of the road, the curb popped his two front tires. So we had to wait at the car for two and a half hours while his dad came in from San Diego because he's a hoarder and has tires that suit the car. I'm glad that there were no injuries, other cars, or police involved, though. At least I got one hell of an a rush after the crash.

Ninetales · 09-26-2013, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My chauffeur took a curve too fast and went straight off the road and into some bushes, but when he went off of the road, the curb popped his two front tires.

Sounds very Mulholland Drive-esque... Do you remember who you are?

09-25-2013, 04:02 PM	#25073 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	On the calendar in my parents kitchen, my dad marked an appointment of mine on it....and spelt my name wrong. No worries dad. It's only been nearly 29 years. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-25-2013, 04:09 PM	#25074 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	May have just burned the bridges for two friends today, I think I'm going to go eat a mahogany table for an encore. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

09-25-2013, 05:05 PM	#25076 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Oh, my dad doesn't remember ages, birthdays, phone numbers etc either. I accepted that years ago. However most people either spell my name with an ie, incorrectly, or an ei, and apparently my dad spells it the wrong way! __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-26-2013, 10:10 AM	#25079 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Got into my first car accident last night. Luckily I wasn't driving, no one was hurt, and no other cars were involved. My chauffeur took a curve too fast and went straight off the road and into some bushes, but when he went off of the road, the curb popped his two front tires. So we had to wait at the car for two and a half hours while his dad came in from San Diego because he's a hoarder and has tires that suit the car. I'm glad that there were no injuries, other cars, or police involved, though. At least I got one hell of an a rush after the crash. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-25-2013, 02:32 AM	#25071 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Praise R'hllor for Belgian weirdos who pay for my attention this bitch is going shopping!