Praise R'hllor for Belgian weirdos who pay for my attention this bitch is going shopping!

Got arrested a few nights ago. Smoking weed and drinking beer, I was an ******* to the cop so that didn't help me out much. Worst night of my life.

On the calendar in my parents kitchen, my dad marked an appointment of mine on it....and spelt my name wrong.

No worries dad. It's only been nearly 29 years.

May have just burned the bridges for two friends today, I think I'm going to go eat a mahogany table for an encore.

My dad doesn't even remember how old I am. Or when my birthday is for that matter. My mom's always gotta remind him. :laughing:

Oh, my dad doesn't remember ages, birthdays, phone numbers etc either. I accepted that years ago. However most people either spell my name with an ie, incorrectly, or an ei, and apparently my dad spells it the wrong way!

Is it bad that I laughed at the thought of you eating a table?

:laughing:

Got into my first car accident last night. Luckily I wasn't driving, no one was hurt, and no other cars were involved. My chauffeur took a curve too fast and went straight off the road and into some bushes, but when he went off of the road, the curb popped his two front tires. So we had to wait at the car for two and a half hours while his dad came in from San Diego because he's a hoarder and has tires that suit the car. I'm glad that there were no injuries, other cars, or police involved, though. At least I got one hell of an a rush after the crash.

Sounds very Mulholland Drive-esque... Do you remember who you are?