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09-03-2013, 10:50 AM | #24951 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Dude, if I get into the fetal position and start reciting every one of my flaws, both real and perceived that I have with my tears forming a puddle of salt and despair under my face then I can probably get a manager position.
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09-03-2013, 12:30 PM | #24953 (permalink) |
The Big Dog
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
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means every fortnight.
I've only got five days of work left and only ten days left until I jump ship and move to Glasgow, exciting times. Went raking around the old caravan at my grannies house earlier for stuff to take to Uni with me, f*ck paying for a set of pots and pans, etc. |
09-03-2013, 04:52 PM | #24955 (permalink) |
Basscadet
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Antarctica
Posts: 1,258
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i just bought platform boots from value village. I wore them for maybe 3 hours and i took them off and it was like walking on sand I CAN FEEL THE GROUND
also i start school tomorrow and despite being a bilingual province not a single store has a bescherelle. |
09-03-2013, 05:43 PM | #24956 (permalink) | |
The Music Guru.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
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09-03-2013, 08:37 PM | #24958 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
Posts: 590
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My day was pretty weird, uncomfortably weird. I went out with a friend last night, got drunk, ate hash cookies, and smoked up a bit. It was pretty different as far as what I'm used to, but fun. I was so gone I ended up picking a guitar, getting it in open G (after a few minutes of trying to tune an out of tune guitar whilst fucked up) and played some middle eastern jams, and the chick we were hanging out with starting singing some phonetic garble, it flowed so well. I was so gone that night I tried hitting the bowl backwards, I'm a friggin' klutz.
Well, then I come home in the morning hung over, and I'm pretty sure I was still a tad high. I had to pull a full shift of work, and boy was it just not fun. Our new manager asked me the weirdest fucking question I've ever been asked at work. "Have you ever had your ass eaten out by a girl?", I just don't know what to say to something like that, nor do I want to ever think about it. Seriously, I thought I was immune to that shit but it legitimately creeped me out. So I had to deal with chester the molester, being hung over as shit, and the daily stress of my shit job. Man, I hate days like these. |