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Old 08-23-2013, 11:54 AM   #24861 (permalink)
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That is every morning before 10 oclock for me. Not that anyone wants to know this but in my class this morning (first one) I saw this super sexy girl sitting up front and my morning boner arose. Normally this is bad and should be frowned upon but I let it subside but used its inspiration to go up to her after class and successfully ask her out and get her number.
And you complained that you wouldn't ever meet anyone in Florida. Sheesh. So what is planned for your hot date?
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:43 PM   #24862 (permalink)
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That is every morning before 10 oclock for me. Not that anyone wants to know this but in my class this morning (first one) I saw this super sexy girl sitting up front and my morning boner arose. Normally this is bad and should be frowned upon but I let it subside but used its inspiration to go up to her after class and successfully ask her out and get her number.
Hell yeah knock it outta the park. Boo-yah
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Old 08-23-2013, 03:23 PM   #24863 (permalink)
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And you complained that you wouldn't ever meet anyone in Florida. Sheesh. So what is planned for your hot date?
I actually got her number and like an idiot didnt save it correctly in my phone so had to find her again and have her put in again. Felt like an idiot. I plan on going to the beach. It is free and pretty romantic, in fact thats where all my first dates will be I think from now on. Like an assembly line on the beach.
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Old 08-23-2013, 03:33 PM   #24864 (permalink)
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I actually got her number and like an idiot didnt save it correctly in my phone so had to find her again and have her put in again. Felt like an idiot. I plan on going to the beach. It is free and pretty romantic, in fact thats where all my first dates will be I think from now on. Like an assembly line on the beach.
Gotta get those pickup lines going.

You ever had sand in the crack of your ass?

Wanna get wet?

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Old 08-23-2013, 03:36 PM   #24865 (permalink)
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Gotta get those pickup lines going.

You ever had sand in the crack of your ass?

Wanna get wet?

Baby Iz U Irish?

Cuz u got my penis dublin...
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:16 PM   #24866 (permalink)
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You ever had sand in the crack of your ass?
You ever had sand in your vagina?
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:21 PM   #24867 (permalink)
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You ever had sand in your vagina?

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Old 08-23-2013, 07:30 PM   #24868 (permalink)
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There's a new guy in the office and his name is Dick Titman. I'm serious. I had to hold in my immature reaction when he introduced himself.
This is an actual grave I found in a cemetery in Monterey, CA.



Poor guy probably ended himself.
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:31 PM   #24869 (permalink)
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^ Aww that's so sad.
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Old 08-23-2013, 07:52 PM   #24870 (permalink)
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Depending on how you look at it (a young life ended, a life ended in general).

Though I go to cemeteries to feel better. There's not a whole lot of them around here (they're in great numbers in CA) but I feel so peaceful in cemeteries. They're quiet, and filled with a certain kind of energy. I don't know. I just love them.
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