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Old 08-05-2013, 09:05 PM   #24691 (permalink)
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fellas gather round my mind is blown

ok so for work we all got ipads today and we had a little training session of like 10 ppl this evening (there were 15 groups spread out over different days and stuff). so its not uncommon for me to meet new ppl at work even if we have both been workin there for a long time because my job doesnt require me to be in the office much.

so im sittin there and dude this chick looks EXACTYLY like amy brooke (pornstar). like sooo much alike (post boob job). shes got short shorts on and a tshirt that isnt revealing but that sweater meat just wanna burst thru the chest of the tshirt. so anyways she introduces herself to the room and she sounds EXACTLY like amy brooke. then she laughs and the laugh (which is kinda distinctive but maybe i just watch a lot of her porn) sound EXACTLY like amy brookes laugh. dude she WAS amy brooke if i didnt know better. the meeting sucked and was meant for old ppl and their tech issues so for 3 hours i just kept wonderin what this girls butthole looke dlike cause amy brooke has the best in the world. i cant get over how close a resemblance in every way this girl was, i cant even put into words. omg
I had a similar experience at school once. I saw this girl who looked exactly like a pornstar I was familiar with but I didnt say anything...I feared being wrong (which I probably was since bleached blonde skantily clad chicks all look similar) and looking like the creepiest dude in history..or just a porn addict.

In hindsight I regret not asking.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:10 PM   #24692 (permalink)
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obviously i dont know amy brooke but this girls personality seemed EXACTLY like hers in her porn too. it was just so shocking. her laugh especially. i kept staring at her tryin to look for a sign

i know what you mean. i wanted to give a compliment but i dont think it would come across like that
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:15 PM   #24693 (permalink)
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obviously i dont know amy brooke but this girls personality seemed EXACTLY like hers in her porn too. it was just so shocking. her laugh especially. i kept staring at her tryin to look for a sign

i know what you mean. i wanted to give a compliment but i dont think it would come across like that
It would go something like: Hey are you that girl I spent the better part of last night yanking my meatpole to last night? Yes really?? Well let me tell you I love the way your butthole looks from the arial view!
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:19 PM   #24694 (permalink)
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It would go something like: Hey are you that girl I spent the better part of last night yanking my meatpole to last night? Yes really?? Well let me tell you I love the way your butthole looks from the arial view!
I heard girls love it when you tell them they have a nice anal butt.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:24 PM   #24695 (permalink)
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I heard girls love it when you tell them they have a nice anal butt.
Yeah, absolutely. I don't see how it could go wrong.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:25 PM   #24696 (permalink)
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obviously i dont know amy brooke but this girls personality seemed EXACTLY like hers in her porn too. it was just so shocking. her laugh especially. i kept staring at her tryin to look for a sign

i know what you mean. i wanted to give a compliment but i dont think it would come across like that
I hope you like being kicked in the balls.
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Old 08-06-2013, 09:47 AM   #24697 (permalink)
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I know someone who went to an all girls boarding school here, K-12, and she said the exact same thing.
I'd be curious what the differences between an all-girls and an all-boys school were. You here stories about lesbians in all-girls schools, but one should take Penthouse with a grain of salt. It was pretty much the opposite at military school. There was a sort of weird, homoerotic subtext going around, but on the surface the homophobia was pretty much off the chart. Testosterone overload I guess.
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I went to an all-boy Christian Brothers run school where I got taught by sadists and perverts and they were obsessed by sports.
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I went to an all-boy Christian Brothers run school where I got taught by sadists and perverts and they were obsessed by sports.
Funny, all my teachers were awesome. You had the administrators who were either racists or asshats who just liked pushing kids around for the most part, but the actual teachers were the coolest people on Earth. Once a month we all had to have classes on Saturday, and my Spanish I teacher apparently didn't feel that this was worth his time, so he'd just show movies. That class was where I was introduced to Kevin Smith movies and Boondock Saints. The fact that he was actually a great teacher was just a bonus.
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Is there any female teachers in all boys schools?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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