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Old 07-25-2013, 08:57 PM   #24491 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:06 PM   #24492 (permalink)
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Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.
Dude, I totally feel ya. Confession time: The last time that happened to me, it went aaaaalll down my leg. One stream looked normal and went into the toilet... the other one just went... down. I was wearing jeans though, so I didn't even feel it until it was all over. That was not a fun night.
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:09 PM   #24493 (permalink)
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You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:40 PM   #24495 (permalink)
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Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.


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Old 07-25-2013, 09:41 PM   #24496 (permalink)
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You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
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You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
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I saw a news story talking about how e-cigs are gaining in popularity. Then they decided to say that it's no alternative to taking the patch or some other shite. I don't know I didn't pay attention to it much after the initial claim.
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