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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-06-2013, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by blarobbarg

please oh please tell us stories. This sounds like it could be hilarious.

x2

Justthefacts · 06-06-2013, 11:33 PM

So I'm a little worried about something. I used to be able to piss without any stops or little spurts, but now I can never pee without it being somewhat blocked. My brother jokes it's an STD but I'm sure it's not. I hope not.

LoathsomePete · 06-06-2013, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

Please oh please tell us stories. This sounds like it could be hilarious.

No they're just loud, obnoxious assholes that make really bad music.

**Janszoon** · 06-06-2013, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Slow Groove

So I'm a little worried about something. I used to be able to piss without any stops or little spurts, but now I can never pee without it being somewhat blocked. My brother jokes it's an STD but I'm sure it's not. I hope not.

It's probably just a worm in your urethra. Nothing to worry about.

Justthefacts · 06-06-2013, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

It's probably just a worm in your urethra. Nothing to worry about.

In that case, I'm not worried. Little buddy probably just needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Necromancer · 06-07-2013, 12:00 AM

There is an eyewitness account of a case where a candiru had entered a human orifice.

However, it was lodged in a native woman's vagina, rather than a male urethra.

Plankton · 06-07-2013, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Groove

So I'm a little worried about something. I used to be able to piss without any stops or little spurts, but now I can never pee without it being somewhat blocked. My brother jokes it's an STD but I'm sure it's not. I hope not.

Try adding cranberry juice to your diet.

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Potential anti-adhesion properties

There is potential benefit of cranberry juice consumption (300mL of cranberry juice per day) against bacterial infections in the urinary system. Laboratory research shows that a possible effect may occur from a component of the juice inhibiting bacterial attachment to the bladder and urethra.

The effect may not result from the acidic nature of polyphenols but possibly to a specific A type proanthocyanidin which is thought to inhibit adherence of Escherichia coli and other fimbriated bacteria to uroepithelial cells.

Although promising for anti-bacterial activity, long-term consumption of cranberry juice has not been adequately proven to reduce urinary tract infections. However, there is preliminary evidence for possible effects against urinary tract infections in women. It is thought that cranberry proanthocyanidins are responsible for the apparent efficacy of consuming cranberry juice against urinary tract infections. Their mechanism of action may be related to inhibition of adherence of Escherichia coli to urothelial cells. Similar applications have not been successfully proven in other clinical trials of consuming cranberry juice or tablets by people with spinal cord injury associated with bladder catheterization, neurogenic bladder or infrequent urination, any of which may be associated with increased susceptibility to bacterial infections.

See the receptionist on your way out for payment arrangements.

FRED HALE SR. · 06-07-2013, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Try adding cranberry juice to your diet.

See the receptionist on your way out for payment arrangements.

Perhaps hes having nocturnal emissions hes unaware of also. Just gotta work through the morning blockage and its off and running.

Justthefacts · 06-07-2013, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Try adding cranberry juice to your diet.

See the receptionist on your way out for payment arrangements.

Definitely buying some cranberry juice in a few minutes.

Burning Down · 06-07-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Perhaps hes having nocturnal emissions hes unaware of also. Just gotta work through the morning blockage and its off and running.

Someone's having sexy dreams!

06-07-2013, 12:00 AM	#23736 (permalink)
Necromancer Divination Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,655	There is an eyewitness account of a case where a candiru had entered a human orifice. However, it was lodged in a native woman's vagina, rather than a male urethra.