Alright, first of all, you can talk in real life. Why are you talking on a forum?

Secondly, dump her, zombie kid. This might be a **** movie, but Star Trek is Star Trek. You see Star Trek movies.

****ing genius idea.

I already mentioned this in another thread, but....
 

So yesterday started at the DMV. I finally got a certified copy of my birth certificate, which is the one thing I didn't have to get a Washington enhanced drivers licence, which acts like a passport when driving across the US border with Canada, which means I can drive to Vancouver or take a ferry to Victoria, which I've wanted to do for YEARS. So I think this is a good day.

Then, an utterly hellish day at work. The worst yet at my current position. Fecking horrid.

So I'm finally driving home on I-5 north out of Seattle (I live in Edmonds, about 10 miles north of downtown) and I see on the electronic traffic alert signs above the freeway that I-5 is CLOSED...

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...at milepost 225. *whew*. That's many miles north of me, I'll be fine.


Then I get home, and I see this news





....that is I-5, that is the way one drives to Vancouver, about halfway between myself and the border. I finally get an enhanced licence that allows me to go there, and within hours God-or-whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it, neatly severs the fecking bridge into the Skagit River. I am taking this personally. I believe that if I hadn't got the enhanced licence that bridge would be standing today and no one would have been so horrifyingly dropped into the drink

(at last word, the people that were on the bridge when it fell are all ok, their cars, not so much)

Just got home from verifying employment with an apartment landlord. We are moving into the new place on the 7th of next month. HELL YES.

I had a great day plus I'm flying off to Miami for the holiday so **** you to this endless amount of torrential rain that has been hitting us in NY

I saw that on my news feed this morning and started looking at where traffic was being directed.

Woke up, went out with the family. Then, went home and ate a good meal. Then went shopping for a birthday gift for someone. Used internet rest of the day...

I witnessed two cat fights. Well, the first one was a fair fight but then the girl came back with others and basically jumped the girl the second time around. My phone got knocked out of my hands during the second fight. I didn't even care about what was going on. I usually walk away from fights instead of staying to see how it goes down and what happens. There were bits of weave all over the sidewalk. 6 cops in 4 cop cars decided to come and arrest one of the girls. The crew that jumped her actually escaped before the cops arrived. Moral of the story, I need to actually use my cell phone case that I have for protection just in case it falls.

Work. Left to get to my job at 7:45. Got to work at 8:45 and proceeded to do my **** (with a one hour and fifteen minute lunch) and got off at 8:00 pm. I felt dead.

I have to go to an amusement park tomorrow, and am still waiting on Arrested Development. At least one episode before I go to sleep, and **** pst. They said 12am, which I took to be 0:00 hours, EST. Not so.

I am taking my mom, my sister, and my sister's friend to an amusement park tomorrow. My mom is bitching because there is one ride there I will not ride, and she doesn't want to ride it alone. That being the haunted house, one of two of its kind remaining in the world. I should love it, because I'm a thrillseeker, but something about it has always given me the heebie jeebies.

I attempted to ride it last year and was literally in tears. I can't ride that ****. Walk through haunted houses with people grabbing me, I'm fine. But this one...I can't do it. It's horrifying, and I can't make it through.

Barbeque at my friends house today. He lives on a lake community near me and we're going to roast a pig. F*ck. Yes.