I did. Though I wasn't a fan of the fact that I had to swear "to almighty God" before doing so.

Why didn't you wear a tin foil hat? I'm sure they would have seen through your obvious ruse, but I question whether anyone would have wanted such an obviously irresponsible moron on their jury.

I've been in a really good mood today, mainly because I seem to have my school stuff on track and found out I got 58/60 on my History coursework which means I stand a very decent chance of getting an A* in my overall A level for it. Also a very good friend did something very good for me that I can't really talk about but suffice to say it was very good.

Well now you know for next time to answer in the most bigoted, biased ways possible!

The trick is getting them to think that you have the means to build plastic explosives in your house. Subtlety is the name of the game bro.

Spent 153,000 dollars today.
Wasn't even my money.

Felt nice.

That's fun. It was for work I presume?
I used to send and receive huge checks like that (for work). The biggest one was for nearly $1 million. I felt like taking a picture of it for a second then I realized that I needed to update a cashflow spreadsheet or do some other menial task, and forgot all about the check.

I had four checks on my desk, two for $5,000, one for $10,500 and another one for $10,000, they were the escrow payment for my boss' new house but it still felt nice.

Wow that is so cool!

Today I plan to make it past 6pm without falling asleep. This new medication is knocking me out for 14 hours a night!

Wow... What is this stuff?