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Old 04-30-2013, 12:11 PM   #23181 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2013, 01:38 PM   #23182 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2013, 03:13 PM   #23183 (permalink)
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Welp. I HOPE we got rid of all the ghosties here. Mom, Kaci and I have been experiencing some paranormal crap the last couple months and we realized it only happened when we bought some of Teresa's furniture. So, Mom figured last night to throw it out and Kaci and I didn't know but Dad burnt it all before he went to sleep.

I brought Jasmine inside when Dad went to bed. Seconds later, the front porch light shot and wouldn't come back on. We heard scratching and a whimper at the front door and looked out and there was nothing.

Creepy. Thankfully, Mom's room feels much more peaceful now so MAYBE it's gone. It's been manipulating itself to be all of us and animals and that's just too weird for me.
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:31 PM   #23184 (permalink)
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I don't know who Jasmine, Kaci, or Teresa are.
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:39 PM   #23185 (permalink)
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I don't know who Jasmine, Kaci, or Teresa are.
I was waiting for someone to (politely) point that out.
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:12 PM   #23186 (permalink)
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Welp. I HOPE we got rid of all the ghosties here. Mom, Kaci and I have been experiencing some paranormal crap the last couple months and we realized it only happened when we bought some of Teresa's furniture. So, Mom figured last night to throw it out and Kaci and I didn't know but Dad burnt it all before he went to sleep.

I brought Jasmine inside when Dad went to bed. Seconds later, the front porch light shot and wouldn't come back on. We heard scratching and a whimper at the front door and looked out and there was nothing.

Creepy. Thankfully, Mom's room feels much more peaceful now so MAYBE it's gone. It's been manipulating itself to be all of us and animals and that's just too weird for me.
Try scratching your nose with a banana, that always works.
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:06 PM   #23187 (permalink)
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I don't know who Jasmine, Kaci, or Teresa are.
Nor I, but given the context I assume they're family members? That, or pets...
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:31 PM   #23188 (permalink)
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Nor I, but given the context I assume they're family members? That, or pets...
Ding ding ding.

Sorry for the lack of detail, folks. Guess I didn't think before posting that.

Kaci is my sister.
Jasmine is my cat.
Teresa is my Aunt.
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Old 04-30-2013, 09:15 PM   #23189 (permalink)
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Ding ding ding.

Sorry for the lack of detail, folks. Guess I didn't think before posting that.

Kaci is my sister.
Jasmine is my cat.
Teresa is my Aunt.
I would have guessed that...

Kaci was your drug dealer.
Jasmine was a female genie that came out of a lamp.
Teresa was your aunt.

2/3 aint bad.
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Old 04-30-2013, 09:16 PM   #23190 (permalink)
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Ding ding ding.

Sorry for the lack of detail, folks. Guess I didn't think before posting that.

Kaci is my sister.
Jasmine is my cat.
Teresa is my Aunt.
Damn was I off....

I had it...

Jasmine - Dog
Kaci - cousin
Teresa - Grandmother

Edit: boo Exo beat me to it.
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