There's a town here in Pennsylvania called Intercourse.

You really do need to get out more Homie.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...tqVt_r54XDutAg

:dj:

Lads, I'm fair dying for a blow job. All this sexual innuendo has me shparky.

Any takers? Or givers i should say. I'll buy yez a sandwiche.

**** me. I just filled out my first job application in three years. I guess I'd feel a little bit of accomplishment if I weren't applying to McDonald's. ****ing rat race.

Shoot for manager. They usually pull in 60,000 a year for the best facilities.

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There's a lake in Ontario called Crotch Lake. And a town in Newfoundland called Dildo. Actually, NFLD has the most hilarious place names - there's also Conception Bay, Come By Chance (looool), Pothead, Ass Rock, Goobies (my friend says everyone calls it Boobies though, haha)

And in Saskatchewan there's Climax. lol.

There was a bar here that all of us used to go to for post-exams celebrations, and it closed 2 weeks ago. We wanted to have a huge party there this month to celebrate graduation, but now we can't :( :( :(

Day started at 2:40 am worked for eight hours...one of my bosses called and my department head had a stroke when I left work yesterday...I have major inventory this week... day ended at 1:00 pm home for a 2 hour nap which was supposed to be a 4 hour nap ( but the job called and woke me up early) Why I dunno because I am due back in today at 6:00 pm.. and I just got a text from the big kahuna that says "I LOVE YOUR DEDICATION"
I responded "Yes DEAD-ICATION chizzle that on my epitaph will you..." FML I will be there until 12:00 am..but was given a long weekend because of my dead-ication Anyone want to get drunk with me later :beer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

yep here's the theme song for your day darling~

I'm not so sure why I've been getting involved with so many ladies lately, but it all adds up to drama I have to drag myself out of now. I'm seriously just gonna turn A-sexual.

Anyone care to join?