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Old 03-04-2013, 05:30 PM   #22361 (permalink)
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My dad ; " She's as open minded as a duck's arse under water.


Well thats one I will be using at some point in my life.
Now that you know it, you'll find good reason to use it in almost every situation.
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:33 PM   #22362 (permalink)
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Now that you know it, you'll find good reason to use it in almost every situation.
Oh I intend to get all his old Irish expressions and bring them back. I am pretty sure he made that one up on the spot though.
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:40 PM   #22363 (permalink)
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My GF has 4. I like cats a little bit less now. Especially after one of em pissed all over a guitar pedal and fried it... and another one stole my pork chop... and another one pissed all over my pillow... and another one stole my daughters hotdog... the list goes on and on.
LMAO.
Dunno why, but the pork chop theft makes me laugh hard.
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:05 PM   #22364 (permalink)
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Can someone explain to me how the **** is this happening? Please.


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Old 03-04-2013, 07:14 PM   #22365 (permalink)
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lol. No. More like this:

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Old 03-05-2013, 08:46 AM   #22366 (permalink)
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LMAO.
Dunno why, but the pork chop theft makes me laugh hard.
Oh sure, laugh at my misfortune. I chased that damn cat for a good 10 minutes, determined to get back and eat my porkchop. I didn't care, it was the principal of it all.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:21 AM   #22367 (permalink)
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My nephew thought it would be fitting to put his hand down into his shitty nappy.


thx.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:22 AM   #22368 (permalink)
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Theres a small chance my band will be playing Glastonbury this year.(at least thats what we're being led to believe) We're more than likely playing Electric Picnic though, and Body and Soul.

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Ewww! Is he covered in sh1t now?
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:55 AM   #22369 (permalink)
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Ugh yeah, I had to hose his hand down. No ****ing way was I cleaning that.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:58 AM   #22370 (permalink)
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That's still gross :-/

You should have vomited on him to teach him a lesson, thats how we do things over here.
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