got some ****ty virus that has been making my muscles ache all over, its real ****ty

on the plus side im now 3 days sober

From what?

Why is it wearing a shirt?

I keep getting friend requests from people I went to high school with on Facebook. Got another one today, from the one girl I did not get along with in high school (I took her starting spot on the softball team when I switched positions to hers.)

Anyway, they all keep messaging me with, "I haven't seen you in forever! What have you been into? We should catch up!" and I'm all like, nice about it...but I'm really thinking, "We rarely if ever even spoke in high school. Why does it really matter what I've been up to, and why do/should you really care?"

Yeah, always think - If I didn't talk to you in high school, what makes you think I want to talk to you now?

Exactly! I'm not a mean person, but it's like, we clearly had nothing in common in high school, or we would have spoken then. What's the point in being like, "Oh, I remember going to high school with this person I never spoke to. I wonder if we're still complete polar opposites?"

"She" is a little ****ing princess. She loves that sh*t. We get her them because it makes her happy. Think that's gay? She can dislocate my shoulder if she wanted too. She can where all the gay dog clothing she wants because she's part pit bull and she'll put a doggie foot up your ass and mine just cause she wants too. I'm scared when I sleep but also grateful she lets me live. ****, she's looking right at me...I gotta go.

...I was just wondering if there was a specific reason the dog was wearing a shirt.
Thanks for providing such an insight...

the flu or a really really nasty cold

never experienced anything quite like it before

of course this comes literally the day after boasting to my buddy that i never got a flu shot nor planned on getting one

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