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~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-29-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But why a radio? Why not a blender, or a stapler?

It is just the saying mate I didn't make it up.

The Batlord · 12-29-2012, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

It is just the saying mate I didn't make it up.

But you used it, so you are now responsible for it. You should hang your head in shame.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-29-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But you used it, so you are now responsible for it. You should hang your head in shame.

Make me xx

anticipation · 12-29-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But why a radio? Why not a blender, or a stapler?

are you at all familiar with what painters do?

they paint all day, and listen to music....

The Batlord · 12-29-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

are you at all familiar with what painters do?

they paint all day, and listen to music....

Says who? Perhaps they feel that the new Katy Perry single intrudes on their artiness, chuck the radio out the window, and just turn on some porn instead for inspiration. Yeah, "like a painter's porn". I like that. Even makes some sort of sense.

anticipation · 12-29-2012, 12:23 PM

we're talking about these painters;

hence their radio being covered in white.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-29-2012, 12:50 PM

It makes perfect sense.

Justthefacts · 12-29-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

Decided to watch some porn after having had breakfast and done some squats.

Going through the menu on my most frequented website, I finally decided on a video after a few minutes of browsing. I find picking a video takes longer than the actual 'act' these days, way too much variety.

Anyway, I saw a particular video and thought, 'this one looks good', so clicked on it. Video plays and I thought to myself 'her face looks familiar

', then she speaks and it's the same accent as mine and I realise it's my first girlfriend from school (as in when I was about 11), in shock (and arousal, obviously

). Did a quick Google search and it turns out she's a reasonably accomplished porn star and escort... done loads of videos, interracial, gangbang, bukkake, lesbian... you name it.

Feels a bit surreal as I'd always wanted to do some sex at her and you don't expect to turn some porn on and see your first (albeit childish) girlfriend on there with a face like a painter's radio and her growler looking like somebody has stamped on a crate of pomegranates.

Merry Christmas.

I've always pictured this happening to me.

**Frownland** · 12-30-2012, 12:05 AM

My band did our first bar gig last night, we usually only play parties. It went pretty well, apart from the fact that we didn't have any microphones so we had to scream everything that we were singing. Lost my voice for a few good hours after the show and got incredibly smashed. I was going to go to a performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show with my bandmembers, but I got way too drunk and passed out before we left. Oh well, next Friday.

This morning me and the guitarist made an interesting instrument that was about fifty feet long made from random tubing, copper pipes, and several pieces of dried bamboo with a bell end at the end to amplify it. It makes some pretty great noises if you play it right.

I'd say that this has been a productive weekend.

fck · 12-30-2012, 06:05 AM

I've spent my weekend rewatching Buffy for the millionth time. Pretty productive weekend if you ask me.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My band did our first bar gig last night, we usually only play parties. It went pretty well, apart from the fact that we didn't have any microphones so we had to scream everything that we were singing. Lost my voice for a few good hours after the show and got incredibly smashed. I was going to go to a performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show with my bandmembers, but I got way too drunk and passed out before we left. Oh well, next Friday. This morning me and the guitarist made an interesting instrument that was about fifty feet long made from random tubing, copper pipes, and several pieces of dried bamboo with a bell end at the end to amplify it. It makes some pretty great noises if you play it right. I'd say that this has been a productive weekend. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	we're talking about these painters; hence their radio being covered in white.

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	It makes perfect sense.

12-30-2012, 06:05 AM	#21830 (permalink)
fck Groupie Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Berlin. Posts: 20	I've spent my weekend rewatching Buffy for the millionth time. Pretty productive weekend if you ask me.