Your Day

ThePhanastasio · 12-28-2012, 01:22 AM

Worked 9 1/2 hours, then hung out with a friend I haven't seen for almost a year. She and I used to be inseparable, but she moved to Lexington (two hours or so away) and haven't really had time to catch up.

Missed the hell out of her.

Also put my phone in my pocket at work, and somehow managed to change the settings to Spanish. Whenever I can be bothered, I'll figure out how to switch it back to English, but it's a BlackBerry, so I imagine it to be a complicated process.

FETCHER. · 12-28-2012, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

This dude just will not stop sending me money

Send him my way. I will metaphorically step on his balls

PoorOldPo · 12-28-2012, 11:47 AM

I know a guy called Dick Mac Madadh. Or Dick O' Madden. He get's slagged a lot because of it.

Is your dick Mad? Is it Maddenin?

I have always called him Dickie Madden though. The most stereotypical name after Fionn O Brien ^^.

The Batlord · 12-28-2012, 11:54 AM

When you've got a big dick that's just a regular big dick, but when you're John Madden's big dick, then you're a great big dick.

Burning Down · 12-28-2012, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

I was naked, drunk, and just pulling out of a vag to begin with, so I thought "why mess with success?"

Sounds like fun

Trollheart · 12-28-2012, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

I know a guy called Dick Mac Madadh. Or Dick O' Madden. He get's slagged a lot because of it.

Is your dick Mad? Is it Maddenin?

I have always called him Dickie Madden though. The most stereotypical name after Fionn O Brien ^^.

Yeah, you think that's bad? Friend of mine in work SAID he knew a guy once called Ulick McGee!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-29-2012, 05:20 AM

Decided to watch some porn after having had breakfast and done some squats.

Going through the menu on my most frequented website, I finally decided on a video after a few minutes of browsing. I find picking a video takes longer than the actual 'act' these days, way too much variety.

Anyway, I saw a particular video and thought, 'this one looks good', so clicked on it. Video plays and I thought to myself 'her face looks familiar

', then she speaks and it's the same accent as mine and I realise it's my first girlfriend from school (as in when I was about 11), in shock (and arousal, obviously

). Did a quick Google search and it turns out she's a reasonably accomplished porn star and escort... done loads of videos, interracial, gangbang, bukkake, lesbian... you name it.

Feels a bit surreal as I'd always wanted to do some sex at her and you don't expect to turn some porn on and see your first (albeit childish) girlfriend on there with a face like a painter's radio and her growler looking like somebody has stamped on a crate of pomegranates.

Merry Christmas.

The Batlord · 12-29-2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

I'd always wanted to do some sex at her

I think it's funny that this made me laugh more than your actual post.

Quote:

you don't expect to turn some porn on and see your first (albeit childish) girlfriend on there with a face like a painter's radio and her growler looking like somebody has stamped on a crate of pomegranates.

I'm not even entirely sure what that means.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-29-2012, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think it's funny that this made me laugh more than your actual post.

I'm not even entirely sure what that means.

Urban Dictionary

The Batlord · 12-29-2012, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

Urban Dictionary

But why a radio? Why not a blender, or a stapler?

12-28-2012, 01:22 AM	#21811 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Worked 9 1/2 hours, then hung out with a friend I haven't seen for almost a year. She and I used to be inseparable, but she moved to Lexington (two hours or so away) and haven't really had time to catch up. Missed the hell out of her. Also put my phone in my pocket at work, and somehow managed to change the settings to Spanish. Whenever I can be bothered, I'll figure out how to switch it back to English, but it's a BlackBerry, so I imagine it to be a complicated process. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

12-28-2012, 11:47 AM	#21813 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	I know a guy called Dick Mac Madadh. Or Dick O' Madden. He get's slagged a lot because of it. Is your dick Mad? Is it Maddenin? I have always called him Dickie Madden though. The most stereotypical name after Fionn O Brien ^^. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

12-29-2012, 05:20 AM	#21817 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Decided to watch some porn after having had breakfast and done some squats. Going through the menu on my most frequented website, I finally decided on a video after a few minutes of browsing. I find picking a video takes longer than the actual 'act' these days, way too much variety. Anyway, I saw a particular video and thought, 'this one looks good', so clicked on it. Video plays and I thought to myself 'her face looks familiar ', then she speaks and it's the same accent as mine and I realise it's my first girlfriend from school (as in when I was about 11), in shock (and arousal, obviously ). Did a quick Google search and it turns out she's a reasonably accomplished porn star and escort... done loads of videos, interracial, gangbang, bukkake, lesbian... you name it. Feels a bit surreal as I'd always wanted to do some sex at her and you don't expect to turn some porn on and see your first (albeit childish) girlfriend on there with a face like a painter's radio and her growler looking like somebody has stamped on a crate of pomegranates. Merry Christmas.