Worked 9 1/2 hours, then hung out with a friend I haven't seen for almost a year. She and I used to be inseparable, but she moved to Lexington (two hours or so away) and haven't really had time to catch up.

Missed the hell out of her.

Also put my phone in my pocket at work, and somehow managed to change the settings to Spanish. Whenever I can be bothered, I'll figure out how to switch it back to English, but it's a BlackBerry, so I imagine it to be a complicated process.

Send him my way. I will metaphorically step on his balls :D

I know a guy called Dick Mac Madadh. Or Dick O' Madden. He get's slagged a lot because of it.

Is your dick Mad? Is it Maddenin?

I have always called him Dickie Madden though. The most stereotypical name after Fionn O Brien ^^.

When you've got a big dick that's just a regular big dick, but when you're John Madden's big dick, then you're a great big dick.

Sounds like fun :laughing:

Yeah, you think that's bad? Friend of mine in work SAID he knew a guy once called Ulick McGee! :rofl:

Decided to watch some porn after having had breakfast and done some squats.

Going through the menu on my most frequented website, I finally decided on a video after a few minutes of browsing. I find picking a video takes longer than the actual 'act' these days, way too much variety.

Anyway, I saw a particular video and thought, 'this one looks good', so clicked on it. Video plays and I thought to myself 'her face looks familiar :confused:', then she speaks and it's the same accent as mine and I realise it's my first girlfriend from school (as in when I was about 11), in shock (and arousal, obviously :) ). Did a quick Google search and it turns out she's a reasonably accomplished porn star and escort... done loads of videos, interracial, gangbang, bukkake, lesbian... you name it.

Feels a bit surreal as I'd always wanted to do some sex at her and you don't expect to turn some porn on and see your first (albeit childish) girlfriend on there with a face like a painter's radio and her growler looking like somebody has stamped on a crate of pomegranates.

Merry Christmas.

I think it's funny that this made me laugh more than your actual post.

:laughing:

I'm not even entirely sure what that means.

But why a radio? Why not a blender, or a stapler?