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Old 12-14-2012, 12:12 PM   #21661 (permalink)
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It looks like, while consoling a priest, the man in front thinks he has gotten away with a sneaky fart, but the men behind him know what he has done.
How do you explain the hanging and impaled bodies in the backround? xD
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I like it! I might actually do this!
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:15 PM   #21662 (permalink)
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GRRM put my picture of thr red wedding on his website!

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Woo-hoo! You've arrived man! Bit part in season 3 of GoT, here ya come!!! Bloody well done man!
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:19 PM   #21663 (permalink)
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How do you explain the hanging and impaled bodies in the backround? xD





I like it! I might actually do this!
Just hold back on the impaled bodies a bit. Might he hard to explain: Who's that in the corner on the stick thing? Oh that's Uncle Bert: Conor and he never got along, you know...
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:49 PM   #21664 (permalink)
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Just hold back on the impaled bodies a bit. Might he hard to explain: Who's that in the corner on the stick thing? Oh that's Uncle Bert: Conor and he never got along, you know...
Haha, uh.... yeah it was an accident. Don't know how all the skin got off him though, complete mystery!
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:50 PM   #21665 (permalink)
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Called back the store manager at Office Depot and he says he needs to hear from the DM before he can tell me if i'm hired or not.

SO MUCH WAITING.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:51 PM   #21666 (permalink)
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Called back the store manager at Office Depot and he says he needs to hear from the DM before he can tell me if i'm hired or not.

SO MUCH WAITING.
Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:54 PM   #21667 (permalink)
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Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?


Guess there's some fantasy ritual that has to be performed before I can work.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:58 PM   #21668 (permalink)
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Guess there's some fantasy ritual that has to be performed before I can work.
You just need to roll a +12 on the 20 sided die to get the job.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:59 PM   #21669 (permalink)
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Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?
I always assumed that Office Depot and businesses like it function just like a paper-based RPG. I expect only the most experienced players to ask me if I need help deciding which size of 3-ring binder to buy. Some Level 1 Thief won't do me, or their employer, any good.

The DM needs to know a player's stats, equipment, and level before he can adequately judge the player's dice roll.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:00 PM   #21670 (permalink)
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You just need to roll a +12 on the 20 sided die to get the job.
I'll do that and report back if I get the job.

Just kidding, but that'd be funny as hell.
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