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12-07-2012, 12:04 PM | #21582 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Only if she stands on one leg.
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12-07-2012, 12:12 PM | #21584 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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I was having a good day till some miserable c*nt started bitching about his order.
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12-07-2012, 01:10 PM | #21586 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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I got into a car accident today. Just me and a friend...and a telephone pole. I was going 15 miles an hour. How could that happen you say? Are you the worst driver in the world Exo? First off Amanda Bynes has that title covered but what happened today was an accident. I was looking for a house number of the house I needed to inspect and lo and behold a ****ing telephone pole was in the middle of the road. Wanna see pictures? Okay.
I know it was still my fault, but what the **** is that thing doing there? In-fucking-credible. What? You don't believe me? Why don't I just show you what happened... (The music in the background was from a random movie soundtrack if you were wondering. We were talking about an Opeth concert.) EDIT: Language in video. Sorry for the big pics. **** my life. |