Yeah I can agree with that. And I might be lying I think I'd buy Hermione some Dominos for that. :p:

Only if she stands on one leg.

Dear deli near my office,

Are you having some kind of competition to see how many times in a row you can screw up my order? Just wondering.

I was having a good day till some miserable c*nt started bitching about his order.

Can you imagine the vegetarian girl that got your Roast Beef, bet shes on Twitter now.

I got into a car accident today. Just me and a friend...and a telephone pole. I was going 15 miles an hour. How could that happen you say? Are you the worst driver in the world Exo? First off Amanda Bynes has that title covered but what happened today was an accident. I was looking for a house number of the house I needed to inspect and lo and behold a ****ing telephone pole was in the middle of the road. Wanna see pictures? Okay.

http://i.imgur.com/xzpXV.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/EwYuI.jpg?1

I know it was still my fault, but what the **** is that thing doing there? In-fucking-credible. What? You don't believe me? Why don't I just show you what happened...

(The music in the background was from a random movie soundtrack if you were wondering. We were talking about an Opeth concert.)



EDIT: Language in video. Sorry for the big pics.

**** my life.

The fact that you have that on video is pretty hilarious I have to admit.

Oh, fuck me sideways!

Are you the worst driver in the world, Exo?

One would think so but I'm actually pretty safe. **** happens.

I think that pole was out to get you.