Your Day

FETCHER. · 12-02-2012, 04:30 AM

I don't have enough balls to harm myself. I'm so scared of hurting myself deliberately it is unreal.

Circe · 12-02-2012, 05:28 AM

It was my sort-of boyfriend's birthday party last night and I was planning on my usual Saturday routine of getting smashed and staying over with him. Instead I was home by midnight fully sober. No idea why but I just didn't feel up to anything when I actually arrived. It wasn't a very enjoyable evening.

**Janszoon** · 12-02-2012, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Today was was one of the most interesting days of my life. Here's why:

I woke up early to go to a meeting with a group of people that I am doing a school project with. A girl in my group said, "I'm going to ask you a personal question" and I said "okay" so she asked me my age. I told her that I'd tell her but she had to guess first. She refused to guess but another girl in my group piped in with "29!".
So I chuckled and told them all that I turned 38 last week. They were shocked and told me that I have "good genes", etc, meaning that I still look like a child. Whatever. It gets better.

I went to see Joe Rogan perform stand-up comedy tonight. It was a great show. I met up with him afterwards and talked to him a little bit about some of his bits. He was receptive. As I was walking back to a bus home, I ran into Rogan and his small entourage and decided to follow them. They went into a nearby bar with a sign that said "upstairs reserved" so I followed them upstairs and nobody stopped me. I got a free drink or three and Rogan saw me and said, "You snuck in, good work" and gave me a fist bump. After he got rid of photo takers and dick riders, I went up to him and had a short conversation about how to make a chaotic life more orderly. I continued to get drunk, met Brian, the guy who produces his podcast, and met some of the people who run Alex Jones' website.

Somebody lured me outside to smoke things and, after that, I proceeded to walk the 2-3 miles home from downtown (the busses had stopped). I was pretty wasted but managed to stay on the sidewalk. I have done this same fucked up walk before but usually fell down a lot. I was doing pretty well but somebody in a car passed me and yelled "You Walk Like My Grandma!" which made me laugh heartily. But I still didn't fall and made it back home and posted this.

The end.

Heh, that's definitely sounds like an interesting day!

LoathsomePete · 12-02-2012, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Today was was one of the most interesting days of my life. Here's why:

I woke up early to go to a meeting with a group of people that I am doing a school project with. A girl in my group said, "I'm going to ask you a personal question" and I said "okay" so she asked me my age. I told her that I'd tell her but she had to guess first. She refused to guess but another girl in my group piped in with "29!".
So I chuckled and told them all that I turned 38 last week. They were shocked and told me that I have "good genes", etc, meaning that I still look like a child. Whatever. It gets better.

I went to see Joe Rogan perform stand-up comedy tonight. It was a great show. I met up with him afterwards and talked to him a little bit about some of his bits. He was receptive. As I was walking back to a bus home, I ran into Rogan and his small entourage and decided to follow them. They went into a nearby bar with a sign that said "upstairs reserved" so I followed them upstairs and nobody stopped me. I got a free drink or three and Rogan saw me and said, "You snuck in, good work" and gave me a fist bump. After he got rid of photo takers and dick riders, I went up to him and had a short conversation about how to make a chaotic life more orderly. I continued to get drunk, met Brian, the guy who produces his podcast, and met some of the people who run Alex Jones' website.

Somebody lured me outside to smoke things and, after that, I proceeded to walk the 2-3 miles home from downtown (the busses had stopped). I was pretty wasted but managed to stay on the sidewalk. I have done this same fucked up walk before but usually fell down a lot. I was doing pretty well but somebody in a car passed me and yelled "You Walk Like My Grandma!" which made me laugh heartily. But I still didn't fall and made it back home and posted this.

The end.

Those are the moments in life where you truly feel alive, I heartily approve of this story. I am a little bit curious about the guys who run Alex Jones' website, are they totally on board with what he says, or are they more like "eh, it's a job"?

ThePhanastasio · 12-02-2012, 10:12 PM

Went Christmas shopping with my little sister. She only went, I believe, because I always get her Orange Leaf froyo when we go to the mall. She went all out with the toppings. I just got orange with blueberries and blackberries. It was kind of the man.

I got a few things purchased. Got the new nWo wrestling DVD set for my cousin, and a few miscellaneous other things. They were out of the shoes I was going to get for my other sister, and that peeved me off.

Engine · 12-03-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Those are the moments in life where you truly feel alive, I heartily approve of this story. I am a little bit curious about the guys who run Alex Jones' website, are they totally on board with what he says, or are they more like "eh, it's a job"?

They're definitely down with Alex jones but they were young and friendly, not angry and militant. Also, we didn't really talk about conspiracy theories.

Here's a picture of Jones interviewing Rogan before the show. The interview will be up on Jones' site soon. I talked to the guy on the right and he was mostly interested in promoting the site. He's into his work and probably just assumed that I was at least okay with Jones (which I am).

Burning Down · 12-03-2012, 09:20 AM

Is it weird that I had my boyfriend shave my neck this morning? Only because when i got my haircut the woman cut it short at the back and never bothered to clip all the neck hair away. So it looked like ****. He said he would get rid of his movember mustache too, but has yet to do so...

**Janszoon** · 12-03-2012, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Is it weird that I had my boyfriend shave my neck this morning? Only because when i got my haircut the woman cut it short at the back and never bothered to clip all the neck hair away. So it looked like ****. He said he would get rid of his movember mustache too, but has yet to do so...

No. I have to do that pretty much every time I get a haircut. Welcome to having short hair.

Burning Down · 12-03-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

No. I have to do that pretty much every time I get a haircut. Welcome to having short hair.

Haha, no kidding. I got over it. Although afterwards he was like "oh, now you can shave me". The hell?? NOOOOOO WAY.

ThePhanastasio · 12-03-2012, 10:56 PM

My Dad finally got a facebook, and listed himself as married to my mother - who lists herself as separated. I don't know why - maybe it's the pessimist in me, or maybe I know my parents - but I see this turning into quite the internet **** storm.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Went Christmas shopping with my little sister. She only went, I believe, because I always get her Orange Leaf froyo when we go to the mall. She went all out with the toppings. I just got orange with blueberries and blackberries. It was kind of the man. I got a few things purchased. Got the new nWo wrestling DVD set for my cousin, and a few miscellaneous other things. They were out of the shoes I was going to get for my other sister, and that peeved me off. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	My Dad finally got a facebook, and listed himself as married to my mother - who lists herself as separated. I don't know why - maybe it's the pessimist in me, or maybe I know my parents - but I see this turning into quite the internet **** storm. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

12-02-2012, 05:28 AM	#21522 (permalink)
Circe Blunt After Blunt After Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a French-ass restaurant Posts: 337	It was my sort-of boyfriend's birthday party last night and I was planning on my usual Saturday routine of getting smashed and staying over with him. Instead I was home by midnight fully sober. No idea why but I just didn't feel up to anything when I actually arrived. It wasn't a very enjoyable evening.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Is it weird that I had my boyfriend shave my neck this morning? Only because when i got my haircut the woman cut it short at the back and never bothered to clip all the neck hair away. So it looked like ****. He said he would get rid of his movember mustache too, but has yet to do so...