Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Congratulations, I was already under the impression that your sister already lived in the extension, but I guess she wasn't.

Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

She wanted to give him a dance and he wasn't having it. She wasn't actually that bad looking but my cousin is a former model and sets high standards for himself. For some strange reason she kept trying really hard to get in his lap which was odd because the place was packed and was flowing with money. Eventually my cousin had enough and stood up and berated her. It was so loud I didn't hear the whole exchange but I did hear him tell her that he wouldn't touch her if she begged and for her to go back to her stable pen and wait for the slog trough. He was very intoxicated. I think she liked him or was just going through some **** because she ran away crying. I kind of felt bad, but then forgot I was hammered and that that **** was hilarious. Hope she's doing okay.

We're really all very nice people, just get a little too crazy when booze is involved. I also hate strip clubs so I had to find entertainment elsewhere. I chose vomiting on a street corner.

Originally Posted by JustJunMC

Chavs kind of remind me of a british version of the trailer trash you see on Jerry Springer

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Chavs kind of remind me of you.

Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

My uncle is over fifty and is skinny and balding. It was awesome.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Aw dude, that is epic. I think my favorite news of the past few months was hearing that Demi Moore (who is fifty years old and rich) got hospitalized after doing whippets. Seriously, aren't whippets for poor people and high school kids?

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I came home exhausted from work (working in a grocery store right before Thanksgiving is not fun) then watched cartoons until I fell asleep on the couch. Slept for nine hours. That felt really, really good.

Now I'm listening to dark ambient, eating a pancake slathered in cherry preserves, and drinking coffee. Eventually I'll go back to work for another night of insanity. Rinse, wash, repeat.

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

If you can't deal with the fact that there are 6+ billion people in the world and none of them think exactly the same that's not my problem. Just deal with it yourself or make actual conversation. This isn't a court and I'm not some poet or prophet that needs everything I say to be analytically critiqued.

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Everytime I read one of your posts, I go away fantasizing about food!