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**Frownland** · 11-17-2012, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Slow Groove

I age backwards. It's rare

Oh yeah, it's like that Brad Pitt movie The Tree of Life.

**Janszoon** · 11-17-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Oh yeah, it's like that Brad Pitt movie The Tree of Life.

Circe · 11-18-2012, 08:04 AM

Oh god. I woke up today to find that the only coffee left in the house was mocha. I braced myself and stomached it to get my morning fix then realised that it was some kind of twisted decaf mocha. So now I'm only half functioning and in some mild case of withdrawal. Yay first world problems!

**Exo** · 11-18-2012, 11:46 AM

Holy ****. Debauchery up the ass last night. I witnessed my uncle do a whippit in the back of our limo. I vomited on the sidewalk as people walked by and laughed at me. My cousin made a stripper cry.

I'm very hung over.

Trollheart · 11-18-2012, 12:09 PM

When's the movie coming out? Will have to star Jack Black and Ben Stiller...

LoathsomePete · 11-18-2012, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

When's the movie coming out? Will have to star Jack Black and Ben Stiller...

We have to get Brett Ratner to direct it.

Circe · 11-18-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

I witnessed my uncle do a whippit in the back of our limo.

I don't even

Freebase Dali · 11-18-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

Holy ****. Debauchery up the ass last night. I witnessed my uncle do a whippit in the back of our limo. I vomited on the sidewalk as people walked by and laughed at me. My cousin made a stripper cry.

I'm very hung over.

I need to hear the details of this.

**Exo** · 11-18-2012, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I need to hear the details of this.

She wanted to give him a dance and he wasn't having it. She wasn't actually that bad looking but my cousin is a former model and sets high standards for himself. For some strange reason she kept trying really hard to get in his lap which was odd because the place was packed and was flowing with money. Eventually my cousin had enough and stood up and berated her. It was so loud I didn't hear the whole exchange but I did hear him tell her that he wouldn't touch her if she begged and for her to go back to her stable pen and wait for the slog trough. He was very intoxicated. I think she liked him or was just going through some **** because she ran away crying. I kind of felt bad, but then forgot I was hammered and that that **** was hilarious. Hope she's doing okay.

We're really all very nice people, just get a little too crazy when booze is involved. I also hate strip clubs so I had to find entertainment elsewhere. I chose vomiting on a street corner.

**Janszoon** · 11-18-2012, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

I also hate strip clubs so I had to find entertainment elsewhere. I chose vomiting on a street corner.

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Circe Blunt After Blunt After Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a French-ass restaurant Posts: 337	Oh god. I woke up today to find that the only coffee left in the house was mocha. I braced myself and stomached it to get my morning fix then realised that it was some kind of twisted decaf mocha. So now I'm only half functioning and in some mild case of withdrawal. Yay first world problems!