|
Register | Blogging | Today's Posts | Search |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-16-2012, 03:10 AM | #20962 (permalink) |
The Aerosol in your Soul
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Posts: 1,546
|
I went to the doctor today, for prescription pain killer. So I talked to the doctor.
Doc: What can I do for you? Me: I'd like to get a prescription for Panadeine Forte. Doc: Why? Me: I have terrible monthly pain. Doc: We don't really prescribe Panadeine. Are you addicted? Me: No? Doc: Why Forte? Not just Panadeine? Me: I've tried that, Ponstan, and that magnesium stuff, it never works. Doc: I'm just going to say... You dress like a guy. (...What?) Me: Ok... Doc: So are you a girl or a guy? (the fuk? I just told you I have monthly pain?) Me: I'm a girl. Doc: Because I've worked with a lot of transgender patients (wtf does being transgender have to do with painkillers??) Me: No I'm a girl, I just dress dress this way. Doctor Douche: Look, I'm ready to help go down this path with you. I'll do whatever I can. (what a trans path?). Me: ok... So what is your advice for pain alleviation? Doctor Douche: You may have constipation and combined with pain gets bad, so try laxatives + normal Panadeine. (There, was that so ****ing hard?) Doctor Douchebag: So I see you are schizoaffective. Me: Yes? Doctor Douchey: How is that going? Any psychotic episodes? Me: Not sure, but if I do, you're the first person I'll consult. Seems like you would know all about it. Anyway I've been looking for an appropriate style to get my tattoo on my arm. It's going to be a classic masquerade (mask in a sort olden fashion) in a sorta violent situation. I'm thinking black and grey, not sure. I think there is a tattoo topic here, is there? I can't remember coming across it.
__________________
last.fm Last edited by Rjinn; 10-16-2012 at 03:26 AM. |
10-16-2012, 09:35 AM | #20964 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
|
Dude...what? Like...you attacked attacked him? Like...pow, right in the kisser?
__________________
Quote:
|
|
10-16-2012, 01:33 PM | #20965 (permalink) |
Quiet Man in the Corner
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Pocono Mountains
Posts: 2,480
|
I had to go to a fabrication lab to get my project cut out, and he said to be there at 9. I ended up waking up at 8:30 (it's an hour away) and leaving as quickly as I could. Thankfully no one was there, which is what I was afraid of. For anyone interested, this is it:
It's MLK's fingerprint with him inside of it, backlit with orange/gold tissue paper. I have to change it (add to it, alter it) 9 more times. I guess it's all about the teacher seeing your process. I also tried out Starbucks' healthy breakfast sandwich which was WAY better than I was expecting. I also redeemed my free bagel at Panera, and opted for the new Pumpkin Pie one. Also amazing.
__________________
Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind. Last edited by CanwllCorfe; 10-16-2012 at 01:57 PM. |
10-16-2012, 02:26 PM | #20967 (permalink) | |
The Big Dog
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
|
Quote:
I don't think this story adds up. |
|
10-16-2012, 02:32 PM | #20968 (permalink) | |
Horribly Creative
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: London, The Big Smoke
Posts: 8,265
|
Now I remember.
Plenty of time to catch up on sleep and games. How I envy you!
__________________
Quote:
Power Metal Pounding Decibels- A Hard and Heavy History |
|
10-16-2012, 04:23 PM | #20970 (permalink) |
Mwana Nzala
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
|
I just had met a gay dude in college. It is a interesting meeting. He was very nice to me.
__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK. |