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Old 09-18-2012, 09:02 PM   #20651 (permalink)
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I had a weird day. One of the most interesting things is that a woman in my math class accussed of me wanting her to be my girl and want her pussy to myself. I said, I never wanted it and she did not have to say it out loud. I mean it drives me insane. It is so dumb. Then others told me that she wanted me to get make love with her. So weird.
rarely am i so lost for words.
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Old 09-18-2012, 09:28 PM   #20652 (permalink)
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I had a weird day. One of the most interesting things is that a woman in my math class accussed of me wanting her to be my girl and want her pussy to myself. I said, I never wanted it and she did not have to say it out loud. I mean it drives me insane. It is so dumb. Then others told me that she wanted me to get make love with her. So weird.
The best thing to do in situations like that is to pull your d*ck out and shove your tongue down her throat. Try that next time and tell me how it works out.
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Old 09-19-2012, 06:39 AM   #20653 (permalink)
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GOT MY LAPTOP BACK MOTHERFUCKERS.



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Old 09-19-2012, 06:51 AM   #20654 (permalink)
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I get paid Friday, but it seems like just about my entire paycheck is spoken for. Between wrestling training, paying for gas, and buying food / beverages for breaks and to survive...I guess it's not a full paycheck, but ugh.

I'm also less than thrilled that I have to spend the vast majority of my Mondays through Fridays completely bored to tears. Today, I get to work, go home, change into workout clothes, and do wrestling training again...then sleep. Then get up at 5:30...next week, I get to get up at 4:30, so that's fun. Or not.
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Old 09-19-2012, 07:09 AM   #20655 (permalink)
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i'm feeling soooooooooooooooooo weird

i dare anybody to feel even weirder than me now
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:18 AM   #20656 (permalink)
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What if Jesus was actually a super hero?
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:22 AM   #20657 (permalink)
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What if Jesus was actually a super hero?
He was! In fact he was impervious to bullets, it just didn't come up at all during that time.
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^He actually told me this when I met him.
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:51 AM   #20659 (permalink)
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The best thing to do in situations like that is to pull your d*ck out and shove your tongue down her throat. Try that next time and tell me how it works out.
Why would you pull your dick out and then shove your tongue down her throat? Why not, you know, take out the middle man? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
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Why would you pull your dick out and then shove your tongue down her throat? Why not, you know, take out the middle man? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
shove the dick in the mouth and the tongue in the pussy
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