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When he's got a spare fiver, he treats her to a kebab. So he's already halfway to winning her heart.

The Kebab
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...b_1242517c.jpg

That looks good. Gotta roll by and get a falafel later.

The ****? I thought a kebab was supposed to be a bunch of meat and vegetables on a stick.

They're great especially with chili sauce and yogurt on top. The only problem is when your pissed and you forget how they should be eaten. You bite in and the whole middle falls out:(

Now this is what a really nice kebab looks like.
http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/ui...7_15-doner.jpg

It is on sticks, but what I've put is a "Doner Kebab" the most popular in the UK and everybody just calls it a kebab.

Got to work earlier than expected today, so I had fifteen minutes or so to listen to music and have a smoke before I had to walk in. I think my feedback form inadventently, on my part, resulted in my class having to do more "busy work" while training. Oops.

Well, at least it's something to do. Sitting there for a combined four hours a day with nothing to do because I'm computer literate really made the day drag.

Funnily enough I was actually thinking about just walking alOng and buying Cheryl a kebab tonight as I don't need to save my squids as I was going to to buy an iPhone. More later.

I succumed to temptaion and got an iphone 4 today. It's only costing me £4 extra per month but it's a 2 yrs. contract which from what I've read on line they could actually put up plus despite being told the cost per month they've told me I'm paying inc. V.A.T I'll not believe it until I actually see it. My main worries are a-that I'll lose it or it'll get damaged or stolen although I'm taking steps to get insurance and b-that my benefits will be stopped* and I'll have to use some of my £800 savings to pay for it which if I've gone and lost or broke it or had it stole will be a total annoyance the blame for which I'll pin squarely on 3 for offering such tempting deals! A/w there's all kinds of little scenarios that could play out before the end of the contract inc. that I won't be paying more than I expect and it won't get lost, broke or stolen and I'll have hours and hours and hours of satisfaction and pleasure out of it in a myriad no. of ways!! There can't have been many consumer products that have made so many people as happy as the iphone has but it's the apps that have made it the phenomeon that it is.

*If my health improves this won't be a problem 'cause as soon as my health improves sufficently for me to be able to hold down a job I'll get one even if it's licking peoples toilets clean...well so long as it's not ****in' Dereks.

I used to get those Doner Kebabs every time after a night out in Germany. The BEST drunk food ever, only... do not refrigerate leftovers.