Your Day

Rjinn · 09-16-2012, 03:51 AM

Thanks dude.

Howard the Duck · 09-16-2012, 03:54 AM

bloody Sunday and it's also a holiday tomorrow (Malaysian Union day)

will play some GTA IV later

right now listening to Gojira

Unknown Soldier · 09-16-2012, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rjinnx

Thanks dude.

Happy Birthday and did you get a job or accomodation sorted out yet?

Unknown Soldier · 09-16-2012, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"

Is D..... Your Dad, the dog or our ever popular DereK?

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

!

btw 2-Cheyl wears the pants in our relanthiosp...I'm ****in' petrifed of her and unlike D***** she's never pinned me up agianst the wall and threanted to burn me to death!

You're not in a relationship with her yet, so lets not be jumping the gun here son!

Burning Down · 09-16-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rjinnx

Yea when I posted it was Sunday morning. Now it's Sunday evening and the only 2 things I've accomplished so far is eating a buckload of ice cream and watching DVDs.

Well it's 9:35 am Sunday morning here so your birthday is happening all over again on the other side of the world. Amazing, lol.

Zer0 · 09-16-2012, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

on a secondary note. I just wanna say I love Cheryl! She might be a junky whore and stillusing smack while up the duff but I'll stand by her to the max. She's worth a millon trillion billion Dereks! Cheyrl is just ****in' it! I love you babe!
btw it's race day today which is obviously good for buisness so no doubt Cheryl will be out working. I know she's still working even though she's 7 mths pregnant 'cause the other day she said "I don't see you anymore". This is cause I don't go into town drinking anymore which means she knows that 'cause she's still out working...even though she's 7 mths pregnant! Next time I've got a spare £5 I think I'll have a walk along and buy her a kebab...next time I've got a spare £50 I'll have a walk along and **** her brains out....well maybe next year when she's dropped her sprog!

btw 2-Cheyl wears the pants in our relanthiosp...I'm ****in' petrifed of her and unlike D***** she's never pinned me up agianst the wall and threanted to burn me to death!

Please get Derek and Cheryl to join MB, we would love to meet them.

Mojo · 09-16-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"

Dude, that guy sounds like a real dick. Thank the Lord that you starred their name out so theres no way we could possibly know who it is you are referring to.

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It's my birthday and I'm doing absolutely nothing.

Hooray for the attention whore, but hey it's my birthday I'll consider it a self given present :P

Happy birthday!

I'd consider a quiet, relaxing birthday a good one!

Freebase Dali · 09-16-2012, 04:54 PM

I think I was dosed last night.
I went out to shoot pool with my brother in law, and during the course of the night, I maybe drank 4 shots of Jaeger and 12 beers. Being a seasoned alcoholic, this is not some crazy amount of alcohol, and I've been far worse off.

However, I remember absolutely nothing, and apparently I was mumbling incoherent sentences, falling asleep, vomiting, poking girls in the butt with my pool stick, and buying Checkers burgers which I didn't even eat afterward.

I've been very drunk a lot. The only times I've ever had a blackout was after serious sessions of which last night doesn't even come close. Apparently, last night at one point where I was coherent enough to communicate, I was asking what was happening to me and what was going on. I was apparently completely out of it. In all my years of drinking, that has never happened to me.

This leads me to believe I was dosed.
But with what? And why???

LoathsomePete · 09-16-2012, 05:14 PM

Maybe somebody wanted to poke around your butt with their pool cue?

Burning Down · 09-16-2012, 05:38 PM

Freebase, that's crazy. I would say somebody definitely slipped some roofies or maybe even Ketamine or some other dissociative drug in your drinks. How did you feel this morning?

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Maybe somebody wanted to poke around your butt with their pool cue?

lol. That's the only reason someone would carry roofies around.

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I think I was dosed last night. I went out to shoot pool with my brother in law, and during the course of the night, I maybe drank 4 shots of Jaeger and 12 beers. Being a seasoned alcoholic, this is not some crazy amount of alcohol, and I've been far worse off. However, I remember absolutely nothing, and apparently I was mumbling incoherent sentences, falling asleep, vomiting, poking girls in the butt with my pool stick, and buying Checkers burgers which I didn't even eat afterward. I've been very drunk a lot. The only times I've ever had a blackout was after serious sessions of which last night doesn't even come close. Apparently, last night at one point where I was coherent enough to communicate, I was asking what was happening to me and what was going on. I was apparently completely out of it. In all my years of drinking, that has never happened to me. This leads me to believe I was dosed. But with what? And why???