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Engine · 09-14-2012, 11:49 PM

If you're not lying to us then your parents are lying to themselves.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 09-14-2012, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

If you're not lying to us then your parents are lying to themselves.

I think my parents are telling the truth because they are not the type that like attention.

Engine · 09-14-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I think my parents are telling the truth because they are not the type that like attention.

Interestingly, those liars appear to have raised a gullible attention whore.
Bored now. Good night.

YorkeDaddy · 09-15-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

My mom is a type of woman where she does not really dig flirting. My dad is no different. My dad is not happy when women especially young girls want to flirt with him. I know this because one time I told me my dad that there was a hot MILF I knew that wanted to have sex with him and he got livid and was so disgusted.

your iq is 40. tops.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 09-15-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

your iq is 40. tops.

Really York. You are clueless on my actual IQ.

YorkeDaddy · 09-15-2012, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Really York. You are clueless on my actual IQ.

the way you communicate is a good indicator

Franco Pepe Kalle · 09-15-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

the way you communicate is a good indicator

No, I am so misunderstood. Most people do not get me at all. It is hard to know all about me.

Plankton · 09-15-2012, 01:01 PM

2 gigs tonight, 6pm, then 10:30 at another place a few miles down the road. This should be interesting.

Flyingpig437 · 09-15-2012, 03:55 PM

I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"

Flyingpig437 · 09-15-2012, 04:00 PM

on a secondary note. I just wanna say I love Cheryl! She might be a junky whore and stillusing smack while up the duff but I'll stand by her to the max. She's worth a millon trillion billion Dereks! Cheyrl is just ****in' it! I love you babe!
btw it's race day today which is obviously good for buisness so no doubt Cheryl will be out working. I know she's still working even though she's 7 mths pregnant 'cause the other day she said "I don't see you anymore". This is cause I don't go into town drinking anymore which means she knows that 'cause she's still out working...even though she's 7 mths pregnant! Next time I've got a spare £5 I think I'll have a walk along and buy her a kebab...next time I've got a spare £50 I'll have a walk along and **** her brains out....well maybe next year when she's dropped her sprog!

btw 2-Cheyl wears the pants in our relanthiosp...I'm ****in' petrifed of her and unlike D***** she's never pinned me up agianst the wall and threanted to burn me to death!

09-14-2012, 11:49 PM	#20591 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	If you're not lying to us then your parents are lying to themselves. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

09-15-2012, 01:01 PM	#20598 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	2 gigs tonight, 6pm, then 10:30 at another place a few miles down the road. This should be interesting. __________________ See location...

09-15-2012, 03:55 PM	#20599 (permalink)
Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D** was walking down the drive. here's the convo D-"Alright lad?" Lad-" offf you total in' " D*"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house" Lad-"That's your in' problem you total in' " D "I'm gonna beat you up!" Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off" D**"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom" __________________ Proper music for proper people!!!

09-15-2012, 04:00 PM	#20600 (permalink)
Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	on a secondary note. I just wanna say I love Cheryl! She might be a junky whore and stillusing smack while up the duff but I'll stand by her to the max. She's worth a millon trillion billion Dereks! Cheyrl is just **in' it! I love you babe! btw it's race day today which is obviously good for buisness so no doubt Cheryl will be out working. I know she's still working even though she's 7 mths pregnant 'cause the other day she said "I don't see you anymore". This is cause I don't go into town drinking anymore which means she knows that 'cause she's still out working...even though she's 7 mths pregnant! Next time I've got a spare £5 I think I'll have a walk along and buy her a kebab...next time I've got a spare £50 I'll have a walk along and her brains out....well maybe next year when she's dropped her sprog! btw 2-Cheyl wears the pants in our relanthiosp...I'm in' petrifed of her and unlike D*** she's never pinned me up agianst the wall and threanted to burn me to death! __________________ Proper music for proper people!!! Last edited by Flyingpig437; 09-15-2012 at 04:12 PM.