We have ServSafe, but in most cases it's not necessary just to be a bartender/serve alcohol.

This is very plausible.

I can just imagine you being that kind of lawyer and falling foul of your own vices:)

Same reason anyone lies on the internet, so people think you're a bigshot and not just some loser sitting in his parent's basement.

So how is your moms basement looking these days.

yeah, you hang out often enough with gangsters, you're not a criminal lawyer anymore but a lawyer criminal

weird, not my style at all

if i'm sitting in a basement jobless, i wouldn't be able to afford internet or even a PC for that matter

nothing glamorous about being a lawyer - hectic spurts interspersed with ****ing boredom

Pretty good, I've got a life size Seven of Nine figurine to masturbate to now.

I went with Sheena queen of the jungle. My moms meatloaf is the bestest. :beer:

i still use inflatable sex dolls

Is that a metaphor? If so, her's has kind of a fishy taste.

I always wondered why it came covered in tartar sauce.