haha, I feel like that sort of thing is vanilla now compared to the rest of my stories

NE one want to go to that festival thing near the school for the blind just get in touch with Derek. He's got some spare tickets. He offered them me but I turned my nose up at them...partly because I'm not interested in some poxy festival thing but primarly because he's a **** and I hate his ****in' guts!

Am oot ma tits.












Edit: flyingpig yae talk ****e.

I've been banned from chatroulette because inappropriate content has been broadcast from my ip address. I don't know if it's some kinda mistake on their part but I've never done any thing weird on there. I've only been on it once before and had a chat with some guy in Sweeden and a guy in India. in fact before we fell out Derek let slip he had been connected to my phone's hotspot. The guy upstairs is called Andy and he thought that Android was somekinda pun Andy had set up as his ip address!!! I told him no. That's my phone. One of the things I'm really happy about with getting rid of my old laptop is I couldn't figure out how to access it once I'd put a password on my phone's wifi hotspot which meant anyone could acess it and obviously did. I even went to the shop to ask them after I fell out with Derek to make sure he couldn't access it. A/w it's got a password on it now so if he has been accessing it and been flashing his prick at people on chatroulette then he isn't going to be doing it again!!

You have a very... interesting life.

It's just got a whole lot more...interesting. To become unbanned I've got to click on 500 sexual explicit or suggestive stills which I have to find among an ever recurring selection of random stils that Chatroullet generate!!! It's like playing a game of spot the bleeding weirdo's penis! It even monitors your accuracy level to stop you just clicking on anythiing willy nilly, no pun intended and warns you if your accuracy level drops below 98% then it resets. My accuracy level is now 57%. It's just gone down from 60% because I clicked on a still of a guy grabbing his crotch but obviously it ddidn't count as inapropriate enough! Jesus ****in' Christ!

Derek really knows how to make someone's life a living hell.

I didn't even know people could get banned from chatroulette. :rofl:

Derek kicked my puppy once. What a dick.

Derek made a truly atrocious album with the Dominoes

got a blind date later, with several women