Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1223219)

Mass Efect 3

real comedown after Skyrim

just isn't that interesting

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1223201)

If anyone could pray/send some good vibes my way it would would be so much appreciated. I really need this job. Hope hope hope hope hope I get it.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1223114)

Today I was going with my family to barbership. It was so damn odd. I mean all the barbers were talking about weed and why people don't listen because they smoke weed and ****. I was asked whether I love weed? I said no but I did say that it should be legalized. All the barber folks said, what up man. Also my dad was getting so many complements. They said that he is a nice man because he knows how to excite his honey (my mom). My dad added that my mom has a nice booty and he also does what he can to surprise his mom. What is interesting is that my dad spoked about how they hold hands when they watch soccer (it's true, I have seen it way too much, eeww).

As for me, I was spending time circulating finding a very controversial video of a pastor in France, basically calling homosexuality a major sickness. After that a white person came after and pushed him down saying that he wants to hurt homosexuals and the pastor probably repsonded "Je ne pas affaire a toi, monsoir" probably meaing I do not matter you, mister or "Je ne pas attaque a toi, monsoir" meaning I did not attack you, mister. I am not sure because I could not quite hear it clearly but one of them is what the pastor said. It was a heated argument and basically someone wanted to call the police. Afterwards, the pastor continued to talk about the importance of the sins of the world. If you ask, I say "I don't know, you make your own judgment".

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1223307)

This material is much better than your most recent stuff has been. The first paragraph made me laugh and the second one made me assume that you were on acid when you wrote it. Keep up the good work.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1223327)

would David bowie use a windows computer?

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1223114)

As for me, I was spending time circulating finding a very controversial video of a pastor in France, basically calling homosexuality a major sickness. After that a white person came after and pushed him down saying that he wants to hurt homosexuals and the pastor probably repsonded "Je ne pas affaire a toi, monsoir" probably meaing I do not matter you, mister or "Je ne pas attaque a toi, monsoir" meaning I did not attack you, mister. I am not sure because I could not quite hear it clearly but one of them is what the pastor said. It was a heated argument and basically someone wanted to call the police. Afterwards, the pastor continued to talk about the importance of the sins of the world. If you ask, I say "I don't know, you make your own judgment".

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1223322)

Awesome moment of the day pt 1...just walked passed Paul. I was on the phone and we caught each others eyes.then I looked away. Jeez it was so sad. We've know each other since we were 13 and even though I'd been carrying a lot of resentment since tbe other year I've never been as comfortable with anyone else. We didn't have much in common though since we were teenagers and had the same hobby.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1223327)

Awesome moment of the day pt 2. I'm trading in a hp pavilion, my ipod and paying 90 squids in return for a macbook. I'm a bit nervous cause Ive no idea how to use a macbook or even what it can do. I only got the pavilion 3 weeks ago but it's too small plus I've come to realise windows pcs are **** and uncool..would David bowie use a windows computer?

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1223334)

Alas, a word of advice for any non-Brits that maybe wondering what squids are and no they're not a type of fish.

The slang for £ in England is quid but for some reason FP calls them squids:confused::)