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Howard the Duck 08-18-2012 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1219888)
I feel you. Yesterday Derek stole my toast.

for 25 years, i've been living next door to Derek

Derek, who the **** is Derek?

Janszoon 08-18-2012 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Conchobhar (Post 1219916)
Derek stole Janzoon's toast, and he pissed in my bottle of orange juice. Inconsiderate bastard.

He really is. Can you believe he used up all the toothpaste and didn't buy a new tube?

Flyingpig437 08-18-2012 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1219893)
Your house share, doesn't sound anything like Rising Damp!

Speaking of which, sort of...Today I went to have a shower and found water dripping from the ceiling. So, thinking their might be a flood going on I shouted to the guy upstairs then went and banged on his door to tell him with the inevitable result that he got annoyed. Then he said, with a bit of arsey attitude, 'you better ring the landlord then hadn't you.'. Then he came down while I was on the phone to the landlord and asked me for the phone whereupon he talked to the landlord. After he'd finsihed he gave me the '****in' hell I though the house was on fire' line. Also while I was talking to the landlord he'd said 'we've known about this for about 9 mths but haven't been able to find out where the leaks coming from' which is obvioulsy just bull to cover up the fact he didn't want to shell out squids to have a plumber come and sort it out. Also also this expaliins why there's been water all over the landing outside the shower and it's not, as I'd suspected, because Derek the wanker had been coming out of the shower dripping wet. So i'm glad I didn't confront him about now dripping water all over the landing and just leaving it.

Key 08-18-2012 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1220084)
He really is. Can you believe he used up all the toothpaste and didn't buy a new tube?

http://i54.tinypic.com/256wpe8.gif

Unknown Soldier 08-18-2012 12:07 PM

When it comes to voting for MB member of the year again, I'm voting for Derek.

FETCHER. 08-18-2012 01:49 PM

:laughing:





Edit: Oh wow. I didn't know there was another page. I thought I'd say I hate people who don't squeeze from the bottom of the tube.

Mojo 08-18-2012 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1219888)
I feel you. Yesterday Derek stole my toast.

:laughing:

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1219915)
I finally succeeded today at doing a full neck bridge with my nose to the mat. That was pretty killer. I've already been using the more basic version for a few little spots in wrestling training, and being able to do this makes me even more confident that my neck is strong and not gon' get ****ed up. Knock on wood.

I can't even wrap my head around stuff like that. How long have you been doing it? You must be tough, cause I reckon I would last all of 5 minutes before opting for a pint and a smoke instead.

Flyingpig437 08-19-2012 05:33 AM

Looking forward to two things today.
-Julian Assange making a statement from the balcony of th Equidorian embassy. This is goig to be so funny!
&
-Prince Philip dying. ha ha ha.

Unknown Soldier 08-19-2012 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1220505)
&
-Prince Philip dying. ha ha ha.

You think that's funny, show some respect for human life.

Rjinn 08-19-2012 07:27 AM

^ Yeah that's going too far...

So, sitting here at 11:30 pm smoking and drinking coffee while the streets are cold and silent.

*cue mellow music*


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