but you could be

Today I wondered about the difference between "developed" and "developing" nations. These terms are, of course, more useful than Cold War terms like "3rd World" and I realized I don't personally know anybody who lives in a developing nation. Then I remembered - Oh, yeah! I know of that one 40 year old Malaysian lawyer who lives with his parents, humiliates himself by hitting on young girls on the internet and skips work to play video games. No wonder...

is there humiliation, I wonder?

there is interest on the other side

Couldn't face being made redundant so I quit 4 days early and left on my own terms.

It's humiliating even just to watch. I'm embarrassed for you.

And, no, I don't believe there is "interest on the other side." Sorry, you'll have to explain that statement to me. We're all friends here. Which of these girls actually like you?

What? You're jobless?

Yep.

I was supposed to be jobless at the end of April but as my company couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery I ended up staying till today.

The end of .. August?

Anyway, what will you do now?

If I had stayed this Friday would have been my last day.

I'm going to treat it like a holiday until I run out of money with a bit of job hunting on the side. :D

Are you gonna stay living in the English Channel?