:(

I just want a nice peaceful holiday.

Couldn't we get someone who actually lives in the US to take her out? I'm sure there would be many takers.

I would but I live about 12 hours from her.

I live at least 18 hours away. And I can't drive...or own a gun...and I'm squimish around blood :( I'm a horrible hitman

I got off from work.
I called my friend and . . we talked. a lot.
Went to Tower and bought a Alice in Chains poster
I'm looking for the perfect birthday card for my friend's birthday.
I went to the Midori Mart and talked to the guy behind the register (who's like family) and he hooked me up with some bok choy, yo-gloo, sushi, and spring rolls.
I talked to my boyfriend earlier and we're gonna go to the movies.
And I'm currently reading a book abuot Freud. It's more or less a comedic analysis of the thinking behind some of his actions. And it's got pics too so it's something of a porno but it's mad funny.

And that's about it so far

How about we just pay me to take out myself?

I'll give you a penny.

Hoffa. Do not insult the many accents of my Nation by insinuating that you can learn the accent off American TV, or off a few Americanised expats. It doesn't work. If you want to get a punch in the face, come to England and try talking to someone. We aren't retards and we know a wannabe when we hear it.

you Northern Englishmen really don't have a sense of humor then, do you? :laughing:

I'm South West, you moron. If you love Britain so much you should really have at least a vague idea of where Bristol is.

You said Northern accent, I didn't bother to look at your location.