Had one of my occaisonal forays into town for a few pints last night. Only really went to get drunk enough to overcome my shyness and talk to Cheryl and take her for a kebab. She wasn't out working or she was and was off doing business when I walked by where she usually stands.Met some guy in the pub who knew one of the staff and he started talking to me while I got a pint then came and sat with me. He was a massive twat. I told him I'd proposed to a woman last year and he indicated I should have slapped her with the back of my hand. He actually acted out doing this! When I left the pub I met a guy from downstairs who was walking up the road when I came out of the pub and shouted me so we walked back together. He's a ****in' idiot as well. Everytime I've met him he's done nothing but slag people off and threaten to smash people's faces in, the cop who came round when we had that trouble with the smashed window the other month and now the guy who's move into the room above him and whoever is going out of the door to work in the morning and wakes him up. His ****in' room is right next to the front door! What's he ****in' expect people to do? NOt ****in' use it? Then there's his views on smackheads. They should all 'be lined up and have a bullet put in their heads'!! He actually said that!!! Then he told me how much smackheads cost Doncaster council every year! This coming from a guy who's claiming the higher rate of incapacity benefit because of 'epilepsy'. I do'nt belive he's got epilepsy either. He's jsut a sponger. When he and his bird gave me lift home when I met them in Iceland car park the other month he'd just bought a crate of ale!!! What really pisses me off is he once told me that the normal amount of unemployment benefit...that I get...'isn't enough'. He said it as if he was offended that the govt. would expect him to live on what is basically just enough to survive plus a bit spare i.e not enough to buy as many crates of ale and weed as he wants! What a selfish ignorant wanker! What he means by it 'isn't enough' is that it's not as much as he wants which is probably why he's decided to fake epilepsy to get the higher amount. He gets nearly twice as much as me.I consider myself lucky to have the normal rate of benefit which despite what that dickwad thinks and says is enough. In fact it's more than enough yet that **** somehow has come to the conclusion he deserves more!! I'm going to have to seriously try and stop going out drinking and just walk into town a couple of nights a week and buy Cheryl a kebab sober just to alleviate being on my own all the time 'cause last night was a nadir. The only two people I conversed with were just about the two most unpleasent offensive gob****es I've ever met in my life and that's the extent of my social life.

My new car doesn't have a sunroof, but it has A/C. Which I won't need to often. My old car Meg had a sunroof and I think I only ever opened it to help air out the smell of weed.

I'm pretty active in my neighborhood (well, I'm on one of the committees at least) and as a result I get Cc'd on a lot neighborhood-related emails. For the past 24 hours I've been getting Cc'd on a war of words between people who want a dog park in the neighborhood and people who don't and I just think it's hilarious. Such high levels of emotion over something so trivial.

Try to play both sides against each other. The goal being, of course, to start a neighborhood wide brawl.

I'd say that you guys plan a block party and let this dog park issue escalate into a riot. Win-win situation right there.

Do you have a dog? If so, start taking him on walks at like 2 AM and have him take a **** on the lawns of the people who don't want the park, and let them jump to their own conclusion as to the perpetrator. If you don't have a dog, well, nobody says it has to be dog crap...

I don't have a dog, which is one of the reasons I don't particularly care about the issue. But, if anything, it's the pro-dog park people who are being the slightly more ridiculous group. I just read an email from one of them in which the woman began by saying she was going to remain neutral and stick to the facts and ended by telling a story about how a nearby neighborhood closed their dog park and her friend's dog ended up getting up getting hit by a car and died. :laughing:

Got offered an apprenticeship at a reasonably local Leisure Center today. Looking forward to the induction session next week, and hopefully it goes well. Been interested in health and fitness for a while now, but it never crossed my mind to work in that field.

Might be able to join the gym and whatnot for at least a cut price, if not free, so that's good.

Alright, I've got it. Call a meeting of the interested parties in the park. You will pass out papers saying that they contain a law that makes it illegal for them to have a dog park there. The papers will merely have a recipe for fried chicken. While they are still confused, thank them, and then leave.

Exciting not. Some peeps came to our house to fix the junction box because our interwebz was like on/off. Now its working again and it took all day but I did get to go to a friends bday party and it was really cool. =D Velcro wall ftw! Now I'm nomming ice cream and listening to hard style.
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