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Old 06-20-2012, 09:35 AM   #19431 (permalink)
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Well because they need constant attention, burn a hole in your wallet, break down for the smallest of reasons and make a lot of noise I just assumed they were all female.
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:41 AM   #19432 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:47 AM   #19433 (permalink)
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Well I have yet yo come across a car endowed with a metallic penis.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:16 AM   #19434 (permalink)
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I've never given my car a name. I wouldn't even know what name to give it even if I wanted to do so.
i call my car "5180" cos that's its number plate

also cos it sounds close to "5150" which is a pretty cool Van Halen album
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:21 AM   #19435 (permalink)
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i call my car "5180" cos that's its number plate

also cos it sounds close to "5150" which is a pretty cool Van Halen album
I'll always dig Van Hagar era Van Halen albums.
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If you can't deal with the fact that there are 6+ billion people in the world and none of them think exactly the same that's not my problem. Just deal with it yourself or make actual conversation. This isn't a court and I'm not some poet or prophet that needs everything I say to be analytically critiqued.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:21 AM   #19436 (permalink)
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I'll always dig Van Hagar era Van Halen albums.
i dig both Van Lee Roth and Van Hagar

i only cannae take Van Cherone
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:23 AM   #19437 (permalink)
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Anyway, smokin' hot girl who's legal was trying to bone me. I didn't, because my best bro was too drunk to function, and needed a ride home...
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Yes. Yes. And yes. Even if you're stuck walking ten miles to your house, at least you get to say, "God it sucks that having sex with that hot chick means that I have to walk home. Oh wait, who cares, had sex."

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Well I have yet yo come across a car endowed with a metallic penis.
Dude, I would love to see your car's boobs.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:24 AM   #19438 (permalink)
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i dig both Van Lee Roth and Van Hagar

i only cannae take Van Cherone
Your tastes are too extreme for me.
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:25 AM   #19439 (permalink)
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Your tastes are too extreme for me.
yeah it verges on pornograffiti
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:27 AM   #19440 (permalink)
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yeah it verges on pornograffiti
I think that's always been your posting style.
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