Drunk and just hit up a punk/hardcore show (I'll give the names later; was too drunk to remember)

Anyway, smokin' hot girl who's legal was trying to bone me. I didn't, because my best bro was too drunk to function, and needed a ride home...

But should I have stayed and boned this chick? I've known her for a few years...granted, I'd not have had a ride home...but she's smokin' and was interested....

How exactly do lesbians "bone"?

Happy Justin Bieber Day everyone!

Ah, I think I'm going to be fine for now, I think. :D <3

I know, I don't want their scars I have ****ing enough without them adding to it. I won't know til I've had an ultrasound, which will be cool. :D

Scissoring.

Goddamn, I got a new car yesterday. It's sexy as ****. I think I'm one of those people who try to marry the eiffel tower and ****, except it would be my sexual car.

What car did you get?

A 07/08 reg ford fiesta. In black. I still don't know wither it has a winky or not so I can pick a name :O

All cars are She's

You great lezza

I've never given my car a name. I wouldn't even know what name to give it even if I wanted to do so.

I do believe that is boats, sir.

My last car was called Meg, I loved her so much. Mainly because of her legendary status, literally all my friends wanted to have a ceremony in my garden when she died and a wake haha :laughing: miss her.