Haha, I've had to phone my house phone before to ask for water because I physically could not move. My requests were sadly declined :(.

Edit: wow this was meant to be in a conversation a page back.

They clearly were in the same situation...
I don't think I've ever been that bad, but when I was fourteen I remember looking in my dad's drinks cabinet and finding some Old Bell's Scotch which actually was 70% alcohol and very old, probably illegal by now.
It was about a third full and I finished it off, and I've never felt so good!

I tried the old "BUT MUUUUUM, I'm dying" and hung up the phone lol. My dad later brought some to me because he's a champ :D

The mum's always the battleaxe! Probably thought that a phone call from upstairs isn't worth the bother.

I think you mean it was 70 proof, not 70% alcohol. What you drank was more likely in the 35-40% alcohol range.

I just had a look and it says 70% proof... I suppose when I was fourteen I didn't know what it meant and remembered it as 70% alcohol!
I do apologise, it turns out the actual percentage is 40% which is nowhere nearly as crazy.

That's still a lot. Wouldn't it be basically like downing a 1/3 of a litre of Smirnoff or something?

That'd basically be the same amount of alcohol, FETCHER. Although I've found that certain drinks have different kinds of drunk, so it wouldn't be so similar.

feeling pretty lethargic today

cos i slept nearly the whole day yesterday

Saw Cheryl again last night. She's definetly pregnant. We saw one of the other prostitutes and Cheryl bad mouthed her saying something like 'she's a right ****in' dirty slag. She's got herpes and gonorohea and ****s pakis.' I said 'you can't say things lke that!' She also went and had a pee in somone's garden while I was stood at the gate waiting for her and saw her arse! So I've seen a quite unpleasnt side to her character that I've not seen before and funnily enough love her all the more for it...apart from the blatant rascim of course!