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Old 06-06-2012, 10:26 AM   #19261 (permalink)
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All I got from that was that you were having gay incest with your cousin in a hammock in his barn. Don't worry, I'm from the South, I don't judge.
Him and his sister are adopted mate. Just sayin'. Wouldn't count as incest biologically.
And she'd rip your face off, she's a real tiger.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:29 AM   #19262 (permalink)
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Him and his sister are adopted mate. Just sayin'. Wouldn't count as incest biologically.
And she'd rip your face off, she's a real tiger.
I see that you're trying to change the subject. Sounds like an admission to me. Freak.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:33 AM   #19263 (permalink)
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I see that you're trying to change the subject. Sounds like an admission to me. Freak.
Your just jealous because your fit cousin slapped you when you tried to seduce her.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:36 AM   #19264 (permalink)
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You're* just jealous because your fit cousin slapped you when you tried to seduce her.
You're just jealous 'cause my cousin likes it rough.

*Fixed for grammar.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:40 AM   #19265 (permalink)
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Dirty move there Batlord!


Now onto another problem: why does my best friend have to be so fucking sexy?
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:47 AM   #19266 (permalink)
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Now onto another problem: why does my best friend have to be so fucking sexy?
The way she wags her tail? I am on a ****ing roll!
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:50 AM   #19267 (permalink)
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The way she wags her tail? I am on a ****ing roll!
He's more of a man than me you weird and giggling imbecile.
Which is ironic because I'm slightly older.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:56 AM   #19268 (permalink)
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He's more of a man than me you weird and giggling imbecile.
I don't know if that's an insult or not. In my world that sounds mildly annoyed but still amused.
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Old 06-06-2012, 11:01 AM   #19269 (permalink)
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Then I actually woke up. No giant walrus mustache to be found.
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Old 06-06-2012, 11:03 AM   #19270 (permalink)
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I don't know if that's an insult or not. In my world that sounds mildly annoyed but still amused.
I challenge you to a duel.
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