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FETCHER. · 05-11-2012, 06:16 AM

I was at the dentist :'( I got a filling and my face feels slightly disabled.

Unknown Soldier · 05-11-2012, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I got some birthday gifts today, a Mischief Brew sweatshirt and a NoMeansNo t-shirt, and with my birthday money from my grandma, I pre-ordered the new Ramshackle Glory album, along with another shirt.

That is the longest sentence I've ever wrote/typed.

Hope you had a happy birthday as well.

Unknown Soldier · 05-11-2012, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Walking into town last night was a bit interesting vis a vis prostitutes. 1st off I met one just around the corner from where I live and she actually smiled at me well more to her self really. It was a bit strange. I think she saw me react to seeing her and thought,accurately, I was thinking '****in' hell she's a nice one' and so she was sorta smiling at that. W/e it was very strange to actually see one smile. There's an outside chance it was the one I met the previous night at about the same spot when I was sloshed and had said something like 'your nice if I had some spare cash I'd **** you' Not sure what exact words I used so I do't think I quite put it like that but then I was sloshed so I might have done so if it was her maybe she was smiling about that or something else I'd said or maybe I'd met her before and not remembered 'cause I was drunk. 2nd I saw the one I asked about Cheryl last week who said 'I don't know anybody' and she was shouting across the rd. to some guy and seemed to be happy and enjoying some banter. For some reason I got the impression he'd just said he wasn't wanting to do business with her then but had in the past and she was joshing him to put his hands in his pocket. She seemed a lot differnt to when I saw her last week when I got the impression she was a bit of a cold fish. She did her usual routine of asking me if I smoked before saying 'are you looking for any business'. Then 3rdly I saw one in a mini-skirt. I guess she was one it's not impossible she was just walking along but I reckon she was and she's the first one I've ever seen that I've actually thought about actually using. I can't understand why most of them where trousers, apart from maybe they prefer it 'cause it's harder for a punter to rape them, but if they wanna get more custom then they aught to wear short skirts 'cause It'd tempt the punters a lot more.

Your day to day life seems to revolve around walking to the pub via the red light district, I'm guessing you have a fetish about prostitutes, absolutely nothing wrong with that btw. Any reason why you don't do business with one? Or are you slowly building the courage to take the plunge?

Howard the Duck · 05-11-2012, 07:39 AM

had peripheral edema yesterday (side effect of my meds which causes my body to stiffen and swell)

too some anti-side effects meds (benzodiapines)

and am feeling unbearably excited today for some reason

Flyingpig437 · 05-11-2012, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Your day to day life seems to revolve around walking to the pub via the red light district, I'm guessing you have a fetish about prostitutes, absolutely nothing wrong with that btw. Any reason why you don't do business with one? Or are you slowly building the courage to take the plunge?

Ive tried with prostitutes before and found it a poor substitute and just ubsatisfying in general if i had more money then i might have used one. As to my fetish you eother dont wqnt to or havent understood that i live right slap-bang in yhe middle of the red lighy area and Cheryl aside who dont forget has formaly introduced herself via thr means of asking me my name and offerig me her hand to shake yhereby to al intents and mypurpses making friends with me, all im really doing...what you call my fetish is commenting on what i see aroubd me The only way i could avoid walking theougj the red light area is by taking a detour. . Plus i got my dole money on Wed fasciliyating a the past 2 nights boozing.

Also I want to take issue with your idea that I have a fetish for prostitutes. They are, don't forget, ultimately human females and I am a human male who is not homosexual in other words I'm bloody always interested in many many many women no matter who or where or w/e I encounter them. Understaann? The fact there prostitutes is quite a novelyt which is why I post about them on here and other places online 'cause I think it might be interesting apart from when I g o on about Cheryl. Speakig of whom I wrote this post on the train now i'm back at home and guess who I saw on the walk out of town? She was with a few people who were just stood around pretty much an identical situation to yesterday except on a narrow stretch of pavement and so we were nearer and I nodded in acknowledgement and said 'Hi Cheryl' and she said 'hi darling'. but 'cause she was with people I didn't stop and talk. Damn people!! A/w it's only a question of time before I bump into her again when she's on her own. I'm finding any and every excuse to walk into town and she obviously lives somewhere around the red light area which is why I keep seeing her in the day when she's not working and to all intensts and purposes the red light area doesn't even exist. The main thing about seeing her today is she didn't come over and give me **** for asking about her when I've been drunk and encoutered some of her colleges. No. The main thing is she called me darlin' which has made me so happy I feel like dancing!

FETCHER. · 05-11-2012, 09:38 AM

Just smoked a Jeffrey and putting the new Harold and Kumar on. This Better take my mind off my sore teeth

Unknown Soldier · 05-11-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Ive tried with prostitutes before and found it a poor substitute and just ubsatisfying in general if i had more money then i might have used one. As to my fetish you eother dont wqnt to or havent understood that i live right slap-bang in yhe middle of the red lighy area and Cheryl aside who dont forget has formaly introduced herself via thr means of asking me my name and offerig me her hand to shake yhereby to al intents and mypurpses making friends with me, all im really doing...what you call my fetish is commenting on what i see aroubd me The only way i could avoid walking theougj the red light area is by taking a detour. . Plus i got my dole money on Wed fasciliyating a the past 2 nights boozing.

Also I want to take issue with your idea that I have a fetish for prostitutes. They are, don't forget, ultimately human females and I am a human male who is not homosexual in other words I'm bloody always interested in many many many women no matter who or where or w/e I encounter them. Understaann? The fact there prostitutes is quite a novelyt which is why I post about them on here and other places online 'cause I think it might be interesting apart from when I g o on about Cheryl. Speakig of whom I wrote this post on the train now i'm back at home and guess who I saw on the walk out of town? She was with a few people who were just stood around pretty much an identical situation to yesterday except on a narrow stretch of pavement and so we were nearer and I nodded in acknowledgement and said 'Hi Cheryl' and she said 'hi darling'. but 'cause she was with people I didn't stop and talk. Damn people!! A/w it's only a question of time before I bump into her again when she's on her own. I'm finding any and every excuse to walk into town and she obviously lives somewhere around the red light area which is why I keep seeing her in the day when she's not working and to all intensts and purposes the red light area doesn't even exist. The main thing about seeing her today is she didn't come over and give me **** for asking about her when I've been drunk and encoutered some of her colleges. No. The main thing is she called me darlin' which has made me so happy I feel like dancing!

Keep your hair on mate, the comment about the fetish wasn't meant as a negative in any way, just an observation. I understand that its just one person that you're interested in and she just happens to be a prostitute!

Flyingpig437 · 05-11-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Keep your hair on mate, the comment about the fetish wasn't meant as a negative in any way, just an observation. I understand that its just one person that you're interested in and she just happens to be a prostitute!

I didn't mind too much but fetish is just not the right word. Don't forget most of that paragraph is about other things I just led on to from replying to you. It wasn't like a wrote a paragraph about it.

a/w Derek who I swapped rooms with the other day who had one of the prostitutes round in this room just after he moved in has just knocked on my dooor. I barely heard him and wasn't even sure it was a knock but it was and when I ans. he whispered that the prozzy had been round shouting up at my window 'cause obviously she didn't know he'd swapped with me so he whispered that if she get's in the house I've got to 'act daft...tell her I've moved on'. Then he said 'what would happend if I brought that bird from the gym back and then she got in or started shouting up at the window?' At which poijnt i burst out laughing 'cause it was obvious he was regretting bringing her back in the first place. He also told me she'd been round a few times since they did business and he'd 'lent' her in total £75. It was at this point I said 'what you whispering for?' she's gone hasnt' she? And he said he was 'paranoid'. Then i told him all I'd ever given Cheryl was a total of £2.50 for some chips and kebab meat and wouldn't dream of 'lending' her or any of the other prostitutes more than a few pound at a time. Now I all I want is for her to come back so I can see which one it is.

Howard the Duck · 05-11-2012, 12:27 PM

the indian girl next door was a bit pissed because i was making fun of her faith

ya know, the one with the big sparrows

found a new target anyway, this gorgeous Malay clerk at the 3rd floor was chatting me up in the lift

Burning Down · 05-11-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

the indian girl next door was a bit pissed because i was making fun of her faith

ya know, the one with the big sparrows

found a new target anyway, this gorgeous Malay clerk at the 3rd floor was chatting me up in the lift

Why would you make fun of somebody's faith?