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Old 05-07-2012, 02:04 PM   #18931 (permalink)
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I am so glad condoms don't really have faces.
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Old 05-07-2012, 02:07 PM   #18932 (permalink)
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This Is How I spent my day... From home to work...From Work to home...From home to the vocal booth for a little mic check 1,2. After that I got to wasted to remember LOL.. But its all good..
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:47 PM   #18933 (permalink)
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You're a star mate You said you think she's out of your league in looks, I'm guessing she hasn't been doing the job that long then, I can't imagine a pro and a junkie looking that great, all the ones I've seen looked rough to say the least and often with rotten teeth etc.

Is your attraction towards her due to the fact that she is a prostitute, I've known guys to be attracted to prostitutes its nothing new.
I just fancy her and am infatuated with her. It's just the way it is. Happens all the time to various degress the big...massive difference is I never get anywhere near close to talking sociably with most women I fancy 'cause unlike Cheryl they a-Don't just approach me on street corners late at night in the pissing rain when I'm drunk trying to get me to pay them for sex and b-tag along with me when they bump into me on a street corner and walk into town with me. Most women aren't like that!!!!!!!!! Most women seem to want to let you know that they regard you as nothing more than a worthless piece of **** who's got to prove to them in someway that you're worthy of them deigning to speak to you...not a task I'm well suited to...far far from it. ha ha ha
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:14 PM   #18934 (permalink)
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A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:17 PM   #18935 (permalink)
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A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.
Please tell me that you are high or drunk or just legitimately delusional
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:26 PM   #18936 (permalink)
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I just fancy her and am infatuated with her. It's just the way it is. Happens all the time to various degress the big...massive difference is I never get anywhere near close to talking sociably with most women I fancy 'cause unlike Cheryl they a-Don't just approach me on street corners late at night in the pissing rain when I'm drunk trying to get me to pay them for sex and b-tag along with me when they bump into me on a street corner and walk into town with me. Most women aren't like that!!!!!!!!! Most women seem to want to let you know that they regard you as nothing more than a worthless piece of **** who's got to prove to them in someway that you're worthy of them deigning to speak to you...not a task I'm well suited to...far far from it. ha ha ha
So you like the attention that she gives you, but of course you know she's just looking for regular business and most prostitutes like to form a type of friendship as well, as they are looking for repeat business from the same client. But if you think the situation could be different, then tag along with her, personally I would pay her to sleep with her and see how you feel or just say that you are really infatuated with her and she may let a relationship form more naturally.........but don't hold your breath on that.

My advice to you is to walk away, but if we all did the sensible things in life it would be as dull as hell.
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:05 PM   #18937 (permalink)
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Please tell me that you are high or drunk or just legitimately delusional
Both...Celebrating finishing up after a long year of work plus unlimited weed = ........somthin...


Hey man. I didn't get stoned and drunk when I was a kid.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:41 AM   #18938 (permalink)
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lookss like my 42 yrs. old sister iin law is going to have her baby today. I hate my brother and don't talk to him but she's alright and w/e else obviously I hope the kiids gonna be alright.
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:18 PM   #18939 (permalink)
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This has probably been the most boring uneventful day of my life. I don't even have any smokes at all to pass some time. Or money to buy any.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:59 PM   #18940 (permalink)
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was suffering severe vertigo last week

am on heavy meds

they make me listless, panicky and extremely sleepy
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