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Old 05-03-2012, 11:31 AM   #18861 (permalink)
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Did you actually have a vasectomy? :O
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:37 AM   #18862 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:40 AM   #18863 (permalink)
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So he was circumcised too?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:41 AM   #18864 (permalink)
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No, I was talking about his sack.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:43 AM   #18865 (permalink)
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No, I was talking about his sack.
Of potatoes?
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:44 AM   #18866 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:45 AM   #18867 (permalink)
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The one in which the testes are located.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:59 AM   #18868 (permalink)
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The one in which the testes are located.
He keeps them in a potato sack?! Why doesn't he just put them in his scrotum like the rest of us dudes?
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Old 05-03-2012, 12:02 PM   #18869 (permalink)
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He said something about preferring to preserve his.
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Old 05-03-2012, 12:09 PM   #18870 (permalink)
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He said something about preferring to preserve his.
May I suggest some cheesecloth and brine?
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