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05-03-2012, 02:58 AM | #18851 (permalink) |
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Enxcoutnerd another prostitiute last night. She was just walking along in the opposite direrection so I wasnt sure she was on fhe game also there were a few other people in the immediate versinity. Whnhn she saw me looking at her, i had to stare at her a bit hard cause I need glasses to see well close-up, she asked me if I smoked I said no then as she just went passed me a bit she just said 'business?'. I stopped and turned round n after an akward pause asked her if Cheryl was about...obviously she didn't wanna say and just said she didn't know 'anybody' and I felt a bit of a fool. She was pretty and healthy looking unlike Cheryl whos apeal to me is down to her charisma although she is quiet attractive but not healthy looking....even when she's not slumped on the pavement against a signpost in a heroin induced coma. There was another woman who I passed a few hundred ft. further along who was almost certainly on the game and might even have been Cheryl but I avoided looking at her long enough to make out her facial features. If it had been Cheryl I'm sure she'd av stopped me if for no other reason than to cadge a quid and 1/2 for some kebab meat n chips but I'm 1/2 expecting her to ignore me now cause I crossed the rd. in front of her the other day and she might have thought I didn't want to be seen with her in broad daylight in a busy town centre but I was just being shy cause she was with someone. Itd be iroinic if she thogut I was ignoring her considering I've hardly stopped thinking about her since I first met her. A/w I'm pretty sure it wasn't Cheryl cause after coming back home to get a tenner and walking back into town to get a bit drunk so it'd put mi in the right frame of mind to text Paul, and obviously I was still hoping to meet Cherl and take her for a drink, walked passed what I'm sure was the sqame woman blatantly stood on a corner but I put mi head down and avoided eye contact and she didn't ask me if I wanted business in case I was looking for business and didn't realisie she was a prostitute because I guess she just figued it was so obvios I was, rather ironically, putting my head down and walking on by knowing she was on the game.
Oh yeah and a car pulled up as I was walking back from town full of chavs one of whom squirted me with a water pistol. I think it was just normal water luckily it wasnt acid or anything like that. The other thing I thought it might be was that smart water shops spray on thrives or w/e the **** it is.
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05-03-2012, 10:18 AM | #18852 (permalink) | |
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As opposed to the rest of your totally coherent posts?
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05-03-2012, 11:15 AM | #18854 (permalink) |
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I thought he was having a seizure
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05-03-2012, 11:21 AM | #18855 (permalink) | |
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No, that was Cheryl after an overdose.
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05-03-2012, 11:21 AM | #18856 (permalink) | |
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during her pregnancy.
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05-03-2012, 11:22 AM | #18857 (permalink) |
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Wasn't me, I had a vasectomy.
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05-03-2012, 11:24 AM | #18858 (permalink) | |
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Did you actually have a vasectomy? :O
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05-03-2012, 11:25 AM | #18859 (permalink) | |
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But it didn't take, and now you are actually the father of Cheryl's baby. Oh snap!
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05-03-2012, 11:30 AM | #18860 (permalink) | |
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That's how chavs speak in the UK after downing a couple of lagers for breakfast.
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